|Michele Marie Bachmann|
Michele Bachmann looking better than in the picture below
|Education:||Winona State University, Oral Roberts University, College of William and Mary|
|Religion||Evangelism (formerly Lutheranism)|
|Born||April 6, 1956|
Michele Marie Bachmann is a Crazy, Ultra-Conservative, Republican Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Minnesota's 6th district. She is also a member of Tea Party movement and is Sarah Palin endorsed. Nobody really knows how she got elected as she is as intelligent as an ape. I don't really know, maybe Minnesota just has a weird sense of humor... I mean Jessi Ventura? Please… And she was yet another Republican presidential hopeful for 2012, in Iowa where she grew up she was placed first in the Ames Straw Poll, beating Ron Paul. For the first time in her career, she did something right, announcing she won't run for re-election in 2014.
Policies & Beliefs
Bachman tried for the full-scale repeal of Obamacare, if she had succeeded many people would have died through not getting proper medical care in time and she would have been partly responsible. For example, patients with something that might be the early stages of Cancer wouldn't see a Doctor because they couldn't afford the Money. Patients have to pay for having something checked out that turns out not to be cancer. Of course some of them really would have cancer and when they found out it may have been too late. Other people with treatable conditions that aren't life-threatening would have stayed sick needlessly because they couldn't afford medical insurance or doctor's fees and she would have been partly responsible. See Christianity and the Commandment not to Murder.
Energy & Environment
She doesn't want America to be environmentally friendly as she introduced an Act, to repeal the ban on the energy inefficient conventional light bulbs. She is advocate for increased domestic oil and natural gas exploration in ANWR, and believes that Global warming is a hoax. Bachmann is also against the energy tax, and said she wanted her fellow Minnesotans, "armed and dangerous on this issue of the energy tax because we need to fight back."
Bachmann believes we should not make higher education easy except for those whose parents can pay. She voted against a bill that would raise the maximum Pell grant for college students from $4,310 to $5,200. She also supports the teaching of intelligent design in public school science classes. She doesn't understand what science is about.
Bachmann supports both a federal and state Constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage and any legal equivalents. She also believes that people who are LGBT suffer from "sexual dysfunction" and "sexual identity disorders," though she has a lesbian step-sister.  Unlike George Alan Rekers she has not been caught in any LGBT activities personally as far as this author knows.
- Charlie Sheen Another very sane character with hopes of becoming President.