Jefferson Beauregard Sessions
Jeff Fucking Sessions
Talking about deporting poor Mexicans
Political Party: Republican (the beginning of time-present)
Ideology: Far-Right
Education Huntingdon College
University of Alabama
Nationality American

"In 1945, Nazism was finally put to the end, it was always thought that Nazism would always be dead. But in 2017, a man known as (...) was elected president and he chose this man to become Attorney General. Nazism is once again a major minority." - a wise old man

Jeff Sessions (also known as the termite; born December 24, 1946 in Selma, Alabama) served as Attorney General under President Donald Trump from February 2017 until November 7, 2018, after resigning [1]. He was chosen by Trump because he wants Christian Sharia. Before he was Attorney General, he was a US Senator in Alabama.

Early Life

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Jeff Sessions probably thinks what Trump thinks about immigrants.


Jeff Sessions is a homophobic ....., he hates gays at all times. He said "Homosexuality is a hate crime." Which it is not. Jeff Sessions is a hate crime!


An exchange between a congresswoman and Attorney General Jeff Sessions, which has gone viral in the 24 hours since a key Judiciary Committee hearing, shows that the Justice Department head is committed to targeting black activists while ignoring the danger posed by white supremacists, advocates said. [2]


Unsurprisingly, Sessions doesn't want marijuana to be legalized (because only liberal sodomites smoke weed, am I right?). He has stated that in order to be a "good person" you cannot smoke marijuana. Bill Maher responded, "There are good people here, sir. And sometimes we just want to watch our grass grow!"

Stephen Colbert alter egos

  • "Alabama Senator and last surviving Template:W Jeff Sessions."
  • "Attorney General and Doll carved from an apple Jeff Sessions."
  • "Attorney General and shocked grandma Jeff Sessions."
  • "Attorney General and man day dreaming about legally changing his name to Jim Crow Jeff Sessions."

See Also

  • Roy Moore - a person who tried to be a US Senator like Sessions, but failed.



  1. [1]
  2. Does Jeff Sessions Have a Problem With Black People?

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