|George Herbert Walker Bush|
|Born||June 12, 1924|
|Died|| November 30, 2018 |
George H.W. Bush (often Bush Senior to differentiate from his idiot son) was a carpet bagger, former Texas oil man, head of the C.I.A., Reagan's Vice President "during the Iran Contra", and U.S. President and father of 2nd worst president in United States history according to many polls that reflect a little something called "reality." 50% white-bread gentry, 50% cowboy, as opposed to his son, who is homogenous.
As his Vice President he chose juvenile and noted
intellectual dickhead, Dan Quayle.
Despite his faults, Bush Senior is sometimes regarded as the Last of the Gentleman Republicans (aka Moderates). Despite being Reagan's Vice President, he didn't believe in trickle down economics. In fact, it was Bush who coined the term "voodoo economics". Stephen Colbert commented he wasn't a bitter partisan. If fact, when he lost re-election to Bill Clinton, he left him a note in the Oval Office, wishing Clinton luck because that his success was America's success. Also being the last WWII combat veteran President gives him some points.
Bush decided to run for President and challenge incumbent Democrat President Jimmy Carter. On January 5, 1980, he attended a Republican Primary Debate in Iowa. One of Bush's main primary rivals, former California Governor Ronald Reagan was not there. Due to Reagan's popularity within the party, Bush and the other candidates spent 90 minutes attacking the absent Reagan.
Despite his war hero record, being the director of the CIA and ambassador to the UN and China, very few people knew who he was before then. But he was confident in his chances. The night of the Iowa Caucus, he told political commentator Pat Buchanan, "Hey, Pat, I got the Big Mo", as in momentum. Bush even won the Iowa Caucuses, with 33% over Reagan's 27%, a 6% difference.
In 1980, Reagan was 68 and Bush was 55. Some assumed Reagan was too old to run for President. The last man to become President at 68 was William Henry Harrison, who died a month after taking office. Bush was getting a lot of exercise between political events, challenging Reagan to do the same. This infuriated Reagan.
On February 23, 1980, Reagan had a one-on-one debate with Bush in Nashua, New Hampshire. He even offered to pay for it. At the last second, Reagan had the other Republican candidates join in the debate. After Reagan spoke of having the other candidates in the debate, the Debate moderator asked for Reagan's microphone be turned off. This enraged Reagan's supporters. Reagan responded "I am paying for this microphone, Mr. Green!" to the adulation of his supporters. That moment ended Bush's chances of being the nominee.
Despite being defeated by Reagan, Bush was chosen as Reagan's running mate as way to balance the ticket between conservatives and moderates. The two would go on to defeat President Jimmy Carter.
Bush was selected for another term as Reagan's vice President in 1984. They easily defeated his former 1980 vice-presidential rival Walter Mondale in a landslide victory.
With Reagan thankfully term-limited by the 22nd Amendment, Bush decided to make another attempt for the White House. Despite the 1986 Iran-Contra Affair, which damaged the reputation of the Reagan administration, Bush was confidant he'd win. He made a campaign promise "Read my lips, NO NEW TAXES", to which he would go back on in 1990.
He defeated Democratic challenger Michael Dukakis.
After Operation Desert Storm, Bush was one of the most popular presidents in American history, with an over 90% approval rating. But even by late 1991, Bush preferred to attend to his presidential duties than run for re-election. Even by October 1991, he still hadn't done which regards to the election. Seeking to take advantage of Bush's absence from the election, Pat Buchanan challenged him in the Republican primaries as Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton was securing his nomination for the Democratic Party.
Shortly before the New Hampshire primary, Buchanan attacked Bush for going back on his 1988 campaign promise of "Read My Lips, NO NEW TAXES". To fund the Persian Gulf War, Bush had to raise taxes in October 1990. This angered many morons who still held true to trickle-down economics, which Bush Senior himself didn't believe in. But Buchanan painted Bush as a politician who couldn't be trusted. Finally, Bush began to run for re-election, and won the primary.
Two days later, billionaire Ross Perot challenged by Clinton and Bush as an independent. By June 1992, Perot was ahead in the polls, at 39% compared to President Bush's 31% and Governor Clinton's 25%. Perot briefly dropped out before coming back into to the race.
On August 17, 1992, the Republican National Convention was convened. Bush was dragging by Clinton by more than 20 points, but he was confident the convention would help him. Buchanan arrived to endorse his former rival but went off script and started spouting social conservative nonsense, such as "there is a religious war going on in this country". The Moderate Bush was viewed by the press as pandering to the far right social conservatives.
Bush did damage control by going after Clinton.
"My opponent says America is a nation in decline. Well don't let anyone tell you that America is second-rate, especially somebody running for President."
Even after the convention, Bush was still behind Clinton. He called upon Secretary of State James Baker to be his Chief of Staff on August 23, 1992. This sent chills down the spines of Clinton's campaign staff. Baker had been the chief architect of Reagan's 1984 landslide victory. Baker took over the campaign and brought it around. Bush tore into Clinton, claiming he was putting America down. Bush seemed more confident and ready. Bush would accuse Clinton wanting to raise everybody's taxes and increase government spending, followed by Clinton saying he was making stuff up.
Bush attended a town hall debate with Clinton and Perot (who had returned) in Richmond, Virginia on October 15, 1992. 70 million Americans tuned in to watch. Bush made one mistake after another. He was fidgety, he was caught looking at his watch and when asked a question about how the national debt personally affected him, Bush fumbled with the question and got confused. Clinton, however, sprang out of his chair and directly engaged the woman who asked the question to the point where the audience applauded.
Bush tried one last attempt at chipping away at Clinton. They launched an ad that claimed that Clinton had doubled Arkansas' debt, doubled state government and signed the largest tax increase in Arkansas history, labeling him as untrustworthy for America. They questioned Clinton's judgement as well. Clinton ignored his adviser's advice and retaliated by calling Bush himself untrustworthy. What followed was a back and forth of political attacks.
A NBC News poll before the election showed Bill Clinton at 43%, Bush at 38% and Perot at 11%. The night before the election, it was tied.
On October 30, 1992, Bush suffered a tremendous setback. Reports were leaked that disputed Bush's assertion that, as Vice President, he was not involved in the 1986 Iran-Contra Affair that nearly toppled the Reagan administration. Clinton jumped at this and challenged Bush's trustworthiness and credibility. Bush lashed out, claiming that having his character challenged by Clinton was like "being called ugly by a frog" and told his supporters Fuggitabodit!
On November 3, 1992, Americans casted their votes. Clinton won 370 electoral college votes (out of 270 needed) to Bush's 168. Bush conceded the race gracefully. As of 2012, Bush was the last incumbent President to be defeated in a Presidential election.
Funny and nonsense quotes
- "I don't know that atheists should be regarded as citizens, nor should they be regarded as patriotic. This is one nation under God." - with a reporter in 1987
- "I support separation of church and state. I'm just not very high on atheists." - with a reporter in 1987
- "For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...uh...setbacks." —in 1988
- "We're enjoying sluggish times, and not enjoying them very much." —in 1992
- "I just am not one who – who flamboyantly believes in throwing a lot of words around." —in 1990
- "Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to do, because you're burning up time. The meter is running through the sand on you, and I am now filibustering." —in 1989
- "If you're worried about caribou, take a look at the arguments that were used about the pipeline. They'd say the caribou would be extinct. You've got to shake them away with a stick. They're all making love lying up against the pipeline and you got thousands of caribou up there." —speaking in 1991 about the Alaskan pipeline
- "It's no exaggeration to say the undecideds could go one way or another." —George Bush Sr., in 1988
- "I put confidence in the American people, in their ability to sort through what is fair and what is unfair, what is ugly and what is unugly." –in 1989
- "You cannot be president of the United States if you don't have faith. Remember Lincoln, going to his knees in times of trial and the Civil War and all that stuff. You can't be. And we are blessed. So don't feel sorry for — don't cry for me, Argentina. Message: I care." —speaking to employees of an insurance company during the 1992 New Hampshire primary, portraying the agnostic Lincoln as a man of faith
- "I've told you I don't live and die by the polls. Thus I will refrain from pointing out that we're not doing too bad in those polls." –in 1991
- "I'm not the most articulate emotionalist." –in 1989
- "We Bushes cry easily." –in 1989
- "Let me give you a little serious political advice. One single word. Puppies. Worth the points." —George Bush Sr., in 1990
- "It has been said by some cynic, maybe it was a former president, 'If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.' Well, we took them literally — that advice — as you know. But I didn't need that because I have Barbara Bush." —in 1989
- "Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know?...I bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that.'" —speaking to a group of students about drug abuse
- "These, they're very dangerous. They trap you. Especially these furry ones...it's these furry guys that get you in real trouble. They can reach out and listen to something so — keep it respectful here." —George Bush Sr., speaking to Arnold Schwarzenegger in 1991 about the need to be careful when speaking near open microphones
- "When I need a little advice about Saddam Hussein, I turn to country music." —George Bush Sr., in 1991
- "And let me say in conclusion, thanks for the kids. I learned an awful lot about bathtub toys — about how to work the telephone. One guy knows — several of them know their own phone numbers — preparation to go to the dentist. A lot of things I'd forgotten. So it's been a good day." —in 1992
- "Please just don't look at the part of the glass, the part that is only less than half full." –in 1991
- "To kind of suddenly try to get my hair colored, and dance up and down in a miniskirt or do something, you know, show that I've got a lot of jazz out there and drop a bunch of one-liners, I'm running for the president of the United States...I kind of think I'm a scintillating kind of fellow." —in 1988
- "I hope I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, anti-racism. This is what drives me." George Bush Sr., in 1988
- "High tech is potent, precise, and in the end, unbeatable. The truth is, it reminds a lot of people of the way I pitch horseshoes. Would you believe some of the people? Would you believe our dog? Look, I want to give the high-five symbol to high tech." —George Bush Sr., in 1989
- "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't hit his tail on the ground. Too hypothetical." —George Bush Sr., in 1992
- "Those are two hyporhetorical questions." —in 1988
- "The Democrats want to ram it down my ear in a political victory." —George Bush Sr., in 1991
- "I don't want to get, you know, here we are close to the election — sounding a knell of overconfidence that I don't feel." —in 1988
- "Ozone Man, Ozone. He's crazy, way out, far out, man." —speaking about Al Gore during the 1992 presidential campaign
- "Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they? –during a tour of Auschwitz in 1989
- "I will never apologize for the United States of America. I don't care what the facts are." –in 1988
- "I'm for Mr. Reagan, blindly." –in 1984
- "I've been talking the same way for years, so it can't be that serious." –in 1988
- "Fluency in English is something that I'm often not accused of." —George Bush Sr., in 1989
In a case of a broken clock being right twice a day, Bush did once say something right.
"I firmly believed that we should not march into Baghdad. our stated mission, as codified in un resolution, was a simple one—end the aggression, knock Iraq’s forces out of Kuwait, and restore Kuwait’s leaders. to occupy Iraq would instantly shatter our coalition, turning the whole Arab world against us, and make a broken tyrant into a latter-day Arab hero. it would have taken us way beyond the imprimateur of international law bestowed by the resolutions of the Security Council, assigning young soldiers to a fruitless hunt for a securely entrenched dictator and condemning them to fight in what would be an unwinnable urban guerrilla war. it could only plunge that part of the world into even greater instability and destroy the credibility we were working so hard to reestablish." -in 1999
That's right, Bush believed an invasion of Iraq was a bad idea. His son should've listened.