Florida is one of the worst states because of all the Rednecks, NASCAR, Fundamentalist Christians, Pensacola Christian College, racist Neighborhood Watchers, Florida man, Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio, school shootings, oppressive heat, hurricanes, drugs, crime and the threat of global warming to the state. Florida is notorious for having the worst ballot counting system in the world. Because Florida's system was so poor in the 2000 election, George W. Bush was able to win the presidency.
- Jacksonville - Pro-Trump Rednecks
- Orlando - Disney World!
- Miami - prove that Global Warming exists
- Tallahassee - The State's Capital
- Pensacola - Known for It's Revolutionary War History, Home of Pensacola Christian College.
- Tampa - Just a city on the west-central coast.