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Florida is in the red.

Florida is one of the 50 states within the United States, it is the third most-populated state, behind Texas and California. It is bordered by Georgia to the north and Alabama to the north and west.

Florida is one of the worst states because of all the Rednecks, NASCAR, Fundamentalist Christians, Pensacola Christian College, racist Neighborhood Watchers, Florida man, Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio, school shootings, oppressive heat, hurricanes, drugs, crime and the threat of global warming to the state. Florida is notorious for having the worst ballot counting system in the world. Because Florida's system was so poor in the 2000 election, George W. Bush was able to win the presidency.


Since 2019, Florida has two Republican senators (sadly), Rick Scott (since 2019) and Marco Rubio (since 2011).


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