Alcohol is what Andrew Schlafly and his home-schoolers seem to have had too much of, hence the obsessions with Conservapedia. Do you think those Conservatives had been drinking when they wrote that wonderful stuff?
Also a favourite Conservative drink.
They sometimes like to make important national decisions while drinking this stuff. After all the Bush Administration made such
intelligent decisions they could have been drinking.
Controlled drinking can be a way to pass the time, or a way of improving your chances of sitting through one of Ann Coulter's rants without gnawing your arm off.
Guns and Alcohol
They don't mix but Conservatives seem to not understand this.