William Jefferson Clinton

"If only Nixon could go to China, and only Kennedy could go to West Germany, then only Clinton could go to Korea"



William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton, born in Hope Arkansas was the forty-second President of the United States. He led the United States to peace and prosperity for eight years, Conservatives keep their mouths shut when someone starts to talk about how the American economy flourished during the Clinton presidency while Bush got America and the World into the worst economic depression since World War II.

After Reagan and George H. W. Bush kept exploding the national debt, Clinton brought it down. Had his plan been followed, the USA would have been debt-free by 2006. George W. Bush decided to Balloon the debt with tax cuts and wars instead. Conservatives conveniently forget this when they talk about Fiscal Responsibility.

Problem
Clinton cheated on his wife so Conservatives don't that he was good a President. He is Married to former United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who forgave him for being unfaithful in a true show of Family values. Conservatives, who since the time of Reagan have madly Divorced their wives right and left] (mostly right), seem to think she should have divorced her husband.

The vast right-wing hate machine tried to get Clinton impeached, but failed miserably. Conservatives hate it that Clinton's popularity during his impeachment hearings was higher than Bush's ever was.

Miscellaneous
Clinton also spent a ton of extra money building outhouses in Glacier National Park and such. Which is better than a bomb in my book. Thanks Bill.

Liberals regret that Clinton didn't do more but perhaps he did as much as is realistic in the United States or what was best for the time. Walter Mondale campaigned for European style welfare provision but lost the election and gave Ronald Reagan a second term.

One of the best things to come out of his Presidency was the phrase "vast Right Wing conspiracy." It had been around for a long time but no one knew what to call it.

Chelsea Clinton
Chelsea Victoria Clinton (born February 27, 1980) is the daughter and only child of former US President Bill Clinton and United States Senator Hillary Clinton. She was born in Little Rock, Arkansas.]]

He's still awesome
On August 4, 2009, Bill successfully obtained the pardon of the two journalists who were accused of illegally entering North Korea. He's still got it!