Lion



A Lion is an awesome animal in the feline family. Lions are some of the largest cats in the world, second only to the tiger. They are at the top of the food chain in their natural habitat of Africa, and have survived in much larger populations than their relatives, the tiger. This is mostly due to the African people who do not exploit their habitats like the overpopulated South Asian countries.

Male lions are notorious for their large manes, which scare most right-wing conservatives. This is understandable as lion attacks on influential fascist George W. Bush and other chimpanzees in his species have been documented in Africa.

Female lions are smaller but also have a tan coat and very sharp teeth. Tigers, leopards, and pumas are all closely related to lions. Several subspecies exist, all but three are in Sub-Saharan Africa. Lions prefer savannas, deserts, and other wide-open grasslands, unlike some other cats which prefer living in forests.

Liberals are in the business of protecting these beautiful animals, while neocons would rather drill for oil in their natural habitat.