Agenda

An agenda is truly an interesting thing; it is a plan for any amount of time in the future. It can be your grocery shopping list, notes on how to do an essay, or a general ideology of how to win public opinion by any means possible, biting them by the ankle once your first step is done... But first things first!!

Today's Agenda

 * 1)  Explain, define, and parodise Agenda.  Check...
 * 2)  Link the word Agenda to itself, in it's own article; or at least try to.  Check...
 * 3)  Keep the reader interested throughout the whole article, including this point.  Check...
 * 4)  Make a sarcastic remark on how this agenda is as chaotic as a political agenda; in the third person, ironically.  Check...
 * 5)  Backstab nominees for Best Planners; Agendas.  Check...