Canada

Canada is the largest and most liberal country in North America, bordering the far inferior United States to the south and northwest. Although its economy relies heavily on that of the United States and shares much of the same culture, Canadians still differentiate themselves but not being racist, homophobic intolerant consevative rednecks. This rampant liberalism made Canada the best country in the world, until recent electoral fraud led Consevative Stephen Harper to be Prime Minister. This resulted in an immediate and drastic decline quality of life for all, particularly because we all knew he planned to spend the entire surplus on [army|bombs].