Andrew Schlafly

A private U.S. citizen and conservative activist, Andrew Schlafly (the spawn of conservative activist Phyllis Schlafly, brother of conservative activists Bruce, Roger, and Liza Schlafly ... see a pattern?) possesses little academic credibility or knowledge, save how to slip past his opponents arguments like thin air. He is suspected of being a closet homosexual but has problems admitting his sexuality, unlike his brother! Homosexual activists object to this as insulting to millions of self-respecting homosexuals, like his brother.

Andrew Schlafly is also the editor and horrible dictator in charge of Conservapedia. He rules Conservapedia and blocks all unfortunate little editors who can't agree with him all the time and are too high principled to pretend they agree.

Early Life
Phyllis Schlafly Claimed that she had never had sex when Andrew was born and that he was an example of an emasculate conception. However God disputed this and demanded a DNA test in 1997. The test proved that God was not the father and Schlafly had to pay $87,000 in damages. She later clarified that she had meant to say that she had not had sex with her husband before Andrew was born.

Motives
Andrew Schlafly felt angry that, at least in his mind, Wikipedia is biased towards a certain group of peoples' political point of view. So angry was he at this bias that he felt the need to create his own biased "encyclopedia". But unlike Wikipedia, the "biased" points of view come from his own imagination or from those of his unruly editors. , He started Conservapedia because he is a Neocon, and neocons hate the truth contained in Liberapedia, or at the very least don't get the jokes because they don't understand "sense of humor", and need a place where they can add to conservative propaganda freely without interference. That is why this fascist idiot bans users from his site that won't help compose strictly conservative propaganda and doesn't allow anyone to post the actual truth there. Basically, Conservapedia is merely a joke website without a good punchline.

Quote
Here is the sum total of what 'Andy' says, compiled for you into one nifty sentence:

"Did you know that while making their Parthian shots, 95 percent of all deceitful liberals censor classroom prayer on behalf of evolution? Godspeed!"