Mathematics

Mathematics, or "Math" as all the cool kids are saying these days, is the art of using facts (numbers) to determine other facts (numbers).

It is widely known that Republicans are immune to math. In the hands of a Republican, 4 may be higher than 5, 32% may be a strong approval rating and the Internet may fit into a single e-mail. Current theories have it that Republicans have gained this remarkable ability to ignore the laws of reality by playing so much golf, in which the lowest score wins, which doesn't make any sense.