Schizophrenia

Bipolar Disorder, previously Schitzophrenia, is a disease that most Neocons suffer from due to lack of thinking. Not to say that there aren't some perfectly respectable moderates or liberals that have bipolar disorder for perfectly normal reasons, however.

It is when a person exhibits signs of having two polar personalities, such as being intelligent one minute and stupid the next, or arrogant one minute and humble the next. When neocons are afflicted it really isn't that extreme, it's faking trustworthiness one minute and faking knowledgeableness the next.