Science

Science is the study of everything that goes on using logic, intelligence, experiments, math, facts and theory.conservatives hate it because science has proven time and time again that their agenda is flawed, yet they ignore it because they are members of the Flat Earth Society. Scientists have proven many things over the course of human history. Science involves thinking and Conservatives want to con you into believing their agenda without thinking.

God
Science has shown there's no reason to think that Jesus was more than a normal human being who wanted some attention from his mom, and that Ronald Reagan was in fact mentally retarded. Examples of this include: Evolution, National Geographic, Liberapedia, and the DNA code.

Intelligent Design does not count as science, since they're just saying "Guess what! A dude with white beard created the world by snapping his fingers!" Those dummies never went to their science fair! Kids, remember. Teachers ask you to test your hypothesis!

Conservatives
Conservatives are also kinda stupid. They reject science, even though it brought them electricity, the wheel, the bicycle, the TV, and the computers. Let's face it...Mr. Andrew "The Moron" Schlafly, would never be able to live without his computer, his light bulbs, his conservapedia, or his porn! All of this was brought to you by science. Which also proves how moronic and hypocritical conservatives are; if they don't like science, then stop watching Fox News via TV and go to their studios like in an old school play. Stop driving home in cars, not even bicycles, since the wheel's invention can be considered as a logically-driven science. If they want to move, may they pray for their God to take them to places, to bring them Fox News, to bring them the women they want to watch in their porn, and to stop them from dying frozen in winter.

Then when they are sick Conservatives use medical science to help them get better. Rich Conservatives pay to get good scientific doctors to treat them in good scientific hospitals. And they oppose Universal health care because they don't care if poor people stay sick when they can't pay for medical science.

Videos

 * Richard Dawkins puts it in simple terms
 * Science Is Wrong ... Only God Knows The Truth Edward Current makes fun of religious fundamentalists.