Epistemology

Epistemology (or Theory of Knowledge) is the branch of philosophy that deals with the proposition that neocons and conservatives have no knowledge. The central questions to epistemologists include:


 * Does a Neocon have knowledge?
 * If so, can it be produced by a particle accelerator? (that was a physics joke)
 * Why have no scientific sensors been able to detect any of this knowledge?
 * Is it possible to have negative knowledge?

On the more heavy front, epistemologists deal with these set of questions:


 * Are Neocons real, or are they just a figment of the imagination designed to motivate liberals?
 * If the Conservative had his way, would time freeze and the universe implode?
 * If the Neocon had his way, would the universe rip itself apart out of sheer depression?