Waterboarding

Waterboarding is the CIA's most egregious method of interrogation. '''IT IS TORTURE! STOP BEING LIKE ROGER CLEMENS, MR. MUKASEY AND JUST ADMIT IT!'''

It is the practice ("art" according to Dick Cheney, who has mastered it) of stapping a person to a slab with their head pointed toward the ground, wrapping celophane around their head and dumbing water on them. It simulates drowning, but without death, only horrible psychological problems and several broken bones.

It is practised in the US military base Guantanamo Bay in Cuba, which somehow negates the fact that it's torture because it's technically in Cuba. So basically, America never went into Iraq in the first place. It is only a war if someone takes buckets of good, American dirt and throws them at their enemies. Otherwise, it's just not America attacking.