Joe the Plumber

Joe the Plumber is a dick. He was a made up character who became a figure central to the 2008 US presidential election. He was supposed to represent "Middle America" for John McCain and he was supposed to be an honest hard working plumber. But when it was uncovered that Joe the Plumber didn't have a plumbing licence this totally backfired on the republicans.

During the 2008 US presidential election, John McCain mentioned Joe the Plumber more than 13 times in the first 10 minutes in the third and final Presidential debate. 

Conservapedia have no article on Joe the Plumber because the revelation that he wasn't a licenced plumber was a major kick in the balls to conservatives everywhere. However, if Joe the Plumber had been a liberal propaganda tactic, they would've milked him dry.

Joe the Plumber's real name is Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher. However, this is too long for everyone to remember - Conservatives and Liberals alike - so everyone just decided to call him Joe the Plumber.

Recently Joe made the comments that, although he has gay friends, he would "never let those queers around his children."

With friends like Joe the Plumber who needs enemies?

Political career
He is most likely going to be Sarah Palin's running mate in the 2012 presidential elections.

"'I think the GOP should run Palin and Joe (the plumber) for president and vice president, respectively. These two seem to be the best the far-right, intellectually challenged troglodytes can come up with. The Republican Party should be afraid, very afraid about who is representing them these days. On the other hand, the Democrats must be beside themselves with joy.'"

Alternatively he may return to the obscurity he merits."''