Hippopotamus

Hippopotamus
The Hippopotamus is a large (up to 3.5 tonnes) mammal from Africa. They have short legs, usually appear to be obese and are known for there very large (and deadly) canines. These creatures live mostly in water (which explains why they can be obese and have small legs) and eat grass. Hippos are very aggressive and kill the most people of any African mammal every year. Thankfully, most of these are conservatives who try to kill them for there meat and teeth. Neocons also drain the rivers where the hippos live so they can use the water for their own selfish purposes.