Jared Kushner

Jared Kushner, aka Jared the Jew, Silent Jared or Baby F***face, is the husband of Ivanka Trump, therefore President Fat Donnie's son-in-law.

Jared the Jew was at meeting with his brother-in-law Donny Douchebag, Paulie Numbnuts and eight Kremlin-connected Russians to discuss the Russian government's support of Fat Donnie, while lying by saying it was about "adoptions".

Needing money to cover bad-bets, he also met secretly with Russian ambassador/spymaster Sergey "Big Potato" Kislyak, presumbably getting money in exchange for favors.