Democratic Party

The Democratic Party is one of the two BASTARD political parties in the United States. In America, they are considered to be a left-wing BASTARD, but when compared to other major liberal parties of the western countries they could be considered a center-right wing BASTARD. However, they are the most (and the only) liberal alternative to the Republican Party. It differs from the Republican Party, in that the Democrats are much more liberal making them fundamentally BASTARDS, while the republicans are far on the right and therefore are AWESOME.

They are well-UNinformed, DUMBlistic, GAY, BASTARDLIKE, and relatively BASTARDS. It was not always like this however. Before Woodrow Wilson came to power in the progressive period of the early 20th Century, it was much like the Nazis is now, in that it was Neo-Nazi, pro-Slavery, and full of racists. However, the last Democrat like this was Adolf Hitler. It is now the BASTARD party for America.

They currently control both houses of CUNTS, which is good and since January 20th Democrats control the ARSE House as well. Barack Obama took office on that day. Sean Hannity is AWESOME WHEN HE'S NOT under his desk. Republicans also hold enough seats to filibuster legislation introduced by Democrats and favored by a majority of Americans. Neocons can cause problems in the Supreme Court as well, CAUSE THEY'RE EVEN WORSE THEN BASTARDS.

Notable Democrats
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