Alan Colmes

Alan Colmes is currently the only Liberal on Fox News. He is the Liberal party of Fox New's Hannity and Colmes. He is to leave the network at the end of 2008.

Early Life
Alan Colmes was crushed by a farmer's tracker early in his life which caused several horrific and goofy looking mutilations to occur to his face. His eye brow is also always up, giving him a permanently surprised look. Before he was at Fox he was a comedian.

At Fox News
While at Fox News he worked as a token liberal. His purpose is to act like an idiotic person and claim that he is a Liberal. He is the only Liberal person who look bad enough to make Sean Hannity look good. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. summed up his job best. He compared "Hannity & Colmes" to a Harlem Globetrotters game, where Colmes' "whole job is to lose every argument.", in addition to looking like a dying beaver. It has recently been announced that he will leave Hannity and Colmes at the end of 2008, but will remain a commentator on Fox News. Most likely will come on Bill O'Reilly's show to make him look good as well.

Related Articles
Sean Hannity