2008 U.S. Presidential Election

The 2008 US presidential election took place on November 4th 2008, the nominees for both the major parties were Barack Obama Democrat and John McCain Republican. It was won by Barack Obama who became the next US President.

Barack Obama
His main appeal is change, inspiration, and hope.

Hillary Clinton
She lost to Obama, but she had two five main weapons:


 * 1) Fear
 * 2) Surprise
 * 3) Ruthless efficiency
 * 4) An almost fanatical devotion to the Pope
 * 5) Nice red uniforms

She is now going to be the Secretary of State.

John McCain
His main appeal was keeping the failed policies of George W. Bush, putting people to sleep, and fearmongering.

He was the Republican candidate. His choice for a running mate was Sarah Palin.

Mitt Romney
The famous "Klassic Konservative" kandidate, who appealed to.... umm.... something's gotta be wrong.... let's see.... NOBODY!

Mike Huckabee
The governor of Arkansas, a baptist preacher who wants to amend the constitution so it is in line with "Gods word". He now runs a talk show on Fox "News".

Ron Paul
Notorious cult leader who worships the Constitution, he is the most successful graduate of elementary school D.A.R.E. programs which taught him to "Just Say No". By using the long-lost technique of calling Neocons idiots whose lack of regard for the Constitution borders on treason, his popularity skyrocketed among those who watched Fox News who had the brain capacity to use electronic devices, as he won every post-debate poll until he was banned from debates and the Republican Convention itself.

Election
Obama and McCain won the nominations of their respective parties. There are also other candidated from other parties but they barely get a lookin because America is chiefly a two party state.

Obama was the winner, which was a huge victory for Liberal values. Obama will set a good example for the reat of the world. The world will now see what a more liberal America is like.