Donald Trump

"Donald Trump, why don't you just take that fork and stick it right in New York's eye! Donald Trump, we work hard...And you do this? You disrespect us in our house? God...You can put your name on everything, you can build your f***ing glass and gold-painted buildings to the sky, blocking out the Central Park sun, it's fine. It's fine. But you invite an important visitor to our house, our town, and eat your pizza with f***ing fork right in front of us? Who the f*** do you think you are? Why don't you take a f*** in Fiorello LaGuardia's hat and feed it to Joe DiMaggio's crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch!" --Jon Stewart

Donald Trump is a insanely rich psychopath. He claims to be born in New York.

Trump needs to show his birth certificate because he did something no New Yorker should ever do, especially in NYC:

He ate pizza with a fork! A F***ING FORK!