Russia

Russia(Russian: Ѫюжиия) is the largest country in the world, (in terms of land size) and covers much of the vast expanse of Northern Asia and Europe. It is known for being very cold and for its Communist past. At one point, it was even larger, but it wasn't called Russia then, is was called the USSR, and they were all communists then.

Today, Russia covers the great expanse of North Asia and a bit of Europe. The capital is Moscow, located in the southwest region of the country. Other large cities include Saint-Petersburg (which used to be Leningrad and before that Petrograd) Vladivostok, and Nizhiny Novorogod. Russia is home to 12 time zones, the most of any country in the world. It also has the largest coastline of any country on Earth, and lays claim to the Arctic Ocean.

America should be thankful to Russia because if it wasn't for them, all Jews would be dead and we'd be speaking German right now. This, obviously is a reference to the way the Soviets helped defeat the Nazis in the Great Patriotic War, which saved the world from fascist extremism, and doomed half of it to Communist extremism. Of course, Germany would never have been able to mount a serious invasion of America we hope; still it would have been bad.

Historically and currently, Russia is a very hostile environment if you're a conservative. Recently, however, Georgia declared war on them.

Russia, housing, and eyesight
Russia is unique among nations in that it can provide exceptional foreign policy training to even the most second-place of pageant contestants. In fact, the U.S. State Department will often train potential diplomats and embassy workers by having them serve a few months near the borders of Lithuania, Ukraine, Kazakhstan, or even as far away as Alaska so that they may wake up each morning and see Russia as they make breakfast.

Recently, the Secretary of State has also ordered those on such assignments to look at Russia again before going to bed, which has effectively reduced training time in half for many diplomats. Those seeking embassy employment who lack good eyesight are sometimes instead taken to the Near-North Side of Chicago to be able to smell and touch actual Russians without risking stepping into the country itself.

If you are a conservative visiting this site for fun don't look now, but there's a Commie behind you!!!

Sex
Russia? Just one big pussy. A giant gaping vagina that the powerful, firm, 10 inch long America can slowly thrust in and out of, watching Mother Russia squirm as America's hard, long, cock pulses in her pussy. Soon after, hardcore, free, AMERICAN cum flows through Mother Russia. A baby Georgia is born 9 months later.

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