Kim Jong II

"Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il, is a mad, conservative dictator. (Please let the record show that it is obvious that he is conservative because he is a mad dictator.) Ruling over the impoverished and isolated nation of North Korea, Kim Jong Il has been responsible for the mass starvation, torture, and oppression of millions of people. He has also perpetrated an insane personality cult centering around him and his late father Kim Il Sung. The dictator has also taken an interest in nuclear weaponry and acts of state sponsored terrorism.

Kim Jong Il enjoys drinking imported cognac and dining on fresh lobster while his people eat grass off the hillsides.