Things Conservatives Fear

The following is a list of things that conservatives and neocons are deathly afraid of. It has been arranged, to the best of my ability, in ascending order of what inspires the most fear, with the highest number being the thing that conservatives are most afraid of. Feel free to add to this list, but do not confuse things that conservatives fear with things that they hate. The would lead to suffering, which would in turn lead to the dark side.

Things Conservatives Fear

 * 1) Scientology
 * 2) Communism
 * 3) Women
 * 4) Socialism
 * 5) Atheists
 * 6) Renewable Energy
 * 7) Liberapedia
 * 8) Peace