United States of America

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This article has parody and satire as well as good information. You knew that, didn't you folks? The United States of America is a Superpower in the Northern American continent located south Canada and north of Mexico. This country was founded by many agnostics and atheists. George Washington, among many other heroic Americans, was a 'Freemason',  which it is a sin to be, according to the Pope.

France is the reason the USA escaped British rule. This remains true today. The French were better fighters during the 18th Century, but lost all sense of fighting in the 20th Century and now resort to pacifism (not quite pacifism as the Free French soldiers and the French Resistance  fought bravely in the 2nd World War, drinking wine, and insulting the rest of the free world.

The words 'under God' were not in the 'Pledge of Allegiance' until 1954 when the Knights of Columbus lobbied to have it inserted aided with John Lennon's famous quote on religion, before that, people could care less. When Alexander Hamilton was asked about the exclusion of God in the United States Constitution, he replied: "We forgot."

The United States of America (almost always, erroneously, referred to as America) is ruled by Barack Obama and the Democratic Party.

Incidentally a little known fact is that the United States of America no longer exists. It is has been transformed into the American Empire, but most, if not all conservatives still reject this claim.

All of those in the country who actually have an education of any sort, or simply common sense, are liberal. Andrew Schlafly style homeschooling isn't real education. Anyway Mainstream America got tired of George W. Bush and voted for Barack Obama in large numbers.

States
Contains several States:


 * 1) Delaware: The First State; the smallest state; the most irrelevant state besides Wyoming
 * 2) New Hampshire: The Reddest State in New England; still pure blue
 * 3) Vermont: The Greenest state, both politically and literally
 * 4) Maine: The Lobster thermidor au crevattes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle patees and a fried egg on top and spam State
 * 5) Massachusetts: The Purple State, but very blue
 * 6) Rhode Island: The Half a State
 * 7) Connecticut: The Greenwich State
 * 8) New York: The Bluest Large State, though moderate
 * 9) New Jersey: The Toxic Waste Dump State
 * 10) Maryland: The "No-Y-Here" State
 * 11) Pennsylvania: The Penn Sylva State
 * 12) Ohio: The Sadness State
 * 13) Virginia: The Virgin State
 * 14) Indiana: The Native State
 * 15) North Carolina: The Really an Extension of SC State
 * 16) South Carolina: The Independent State
 * 17) Georgia: The George State
 * 18) Florida: The Cuban State
 * 19) Alabama: The Seperate-but-Equal State
 * 20) Mississippi: The "S" State
 * 21) Missouri: The Failed "S" State
 * 22) Louisiana: The Louis State (like the French "looeee")
 * 23) Arkansas: The Jaundiced State
 * 24) Tennessee: The Country State
 * 25) Texas: The Empire of Bushworld State
 * 26) Oklahoma: The OK La Homa State
 * 27) North Dakota: The Nonexistent State
 * 28) South Dakota: The Nonexistent State Too
 * 29) West Virginia: The Nice Part of Virginia State
 * 30) Kentucky: The Kommunist State
 * 31) Arizona: The "Our-Borders-Are-Broken" State
 * 32) California: Da Golden Staat
 * 33) Nevada: The Snowy State
 * 34) Utah: The Mormon State
 * 35) Oregon: The Organ [instrument] State
 * 36) Washington: The General State; if the states formed a militia Washington would be general
 * 37) Idaho: The "No! You da ho" State
 * 38) Montana: The Mountain State
 * 39) Nebraska: The Skiing State
 * 40) Kansas: The Bleeding State
 * 41) Michigan: The Global Warming State
 * 42) Wisconsin: The Melancholy State
 * 43) Wyoming: The "Nobody-lives-here-so-go-away" State
 * 44) Hawaii: The Island State
 * 45) Alaska: The (Nebraska - Nebr + Al) State
 * 46) Colorado: The Almost "O" State
 * 47) Illinois: The Illest State
 * 48) Iowa: The Farmer State
 * 49) Minnesota: The Freezing State
 * 50) New Mexico: The Hispanic State

USA Parties
A list of major, third and smaller american parties:

Major Parties

 * 1) Democratic Party - center-left
 * 2) Republican Party - Nazi fundies

Third Parties

 * 1) Libertatian Party - the capitalists
 * 2) Green Party - the "Go Gore, go!" party (we agree with that)
 * 3) Constitution - the "No you can't!" party

Tiny Parties

 * 1) America First Party - "Screw the rest of the world!" - the paleoconservative scum
 * 2) America's Independent Party - yet dependent of oil
 * 3) American Independent Party - independent of the party above, though just like it
 * 4) Boston Tea Party - setting new records at throwing tea bags
 * 5) Communist Party - Watch out, there's a capitalist behind you.
 * 6) Proggressive Labor Party - the worker's party
 * 7) Independence Party - nobody knows what are these guys all about
 * 8) Labor Party - our dudes
 * 9) Modern Whig Party - the moderately centre-center party
 * 10) Marijuana Party - "I did inhale" party
 * 11) Objectivist Party - who knows
 * 12) Populist Party - not that popular
 * 13) Reform Party - reforming backwards
 * 14) Party for Socialism and Liberation - liberate us tender
 * 15) Socialist Party - do we have to say anything?
 * 16) Socialist Equality Party - equally socialistic as the above
 * 17) Socialist Workers Party - work, work...
 * 18) Veteran Party - its just old
 * 19) Workers World Party - take your hammers, take your sickles!
 * 20) Working Families - nothing special, just center left wing