Secession

Secession, in the United States, is when a state leaves the union, and goes its merry way. It's illegal and unconstitutional, so, naturally, conservatives lustrously support it. Recently, the Governor of Texas (Rick "Executioner" Perry), has suggested Texas might have to secede if they get too pissed off with the federal government. There have been secessionist movements in Vermont and California, but these were only by a small minority of the population and not supported by the governors. Glenn Beck believes secession is a good way to show you are pro-American.