World of Warcraft

World of Warcraft (abreviated as WoW), is a pointless fantasy game played primarily by pizza-faced teenaged virgins with no social life outside of the Internet with the exception of Dungeons & Dragons. World of Warcraft players are charged fifteen dollars a month to NOT lose their virginity! in order to play it. Many of the active players are obese, and end up dropping out of high school in order to have more time to play it. World of Warcraft will soon be forgotten in the next few years, as fantasy games with much better graphics will replace this one.

Adapted from a deleted RationalWiki article