Chuck Norris



Charles Norris aka Chuck Norris is an actor, martial artist and a conservative activist. In recent years, conservatives have led a widespread campaign of disinformation throughout the internet, as well as some movies television channels that touts Mr. Norris as superhuman. Liberals have theorized that Mr. Norris' sudden popularity is being used as a tool to further the conservative agenda, he is known to have supported Mike Huckabee for the 2008 presidential nomination.

Charles is a puppet of the conservative machine. They have selected him to be their new golden boy for the following reasons:

Do not buy in to the hype. Charles Norris is a conservative, not a superhero, We know this because Bruce Lee Kicked his ass.
 * 1) He looks kind of like Jesus.  ''(The real Jesus was a dark skinned Jewish Arab but Chuck looks the way white Southerners like to imagine Jesus.)
 * 2) He is extremely charismatic.  It may actually be impossible to disagree with him while he is giving a thumbs up.
 * 3) Hes from the South, that's similar to the Bible Belt and the Slave states.
 * 4) Couldnt find anyone better