Apple

Apple is both a computer company and a delicious fruit. It's products include the iPod, iMac, iBook, applesauce and apple juice/cider.

Steve Jobs, the creator and owner of Apple computers is obsessed with making his products smaller than any other products in the world. This has led to the iPod, iPod mini, iPod nano and iPod atom progression.

Before the iPod, apple was getting their ass totally kicked by Bill Gates and his Microsoft monopoly. Bill Gates then bought apple, called himself Steve Jobs and made it look like it wasn't actually a monopoly any more.

But the best thing about apple is its taste and versatillity. It's creater is ironically Macintosh, but this version is not owned by Bill Gates. Granny Smith and Johnny Apple Seed also claim to be the founder and CEO of apples.

They are used in applesauce, and apple juice/cider as mentioned before. It can also be eaten whole or sliced. It is a key ingredient in apple pie and apple cobbler.

Apples are widely available in the produce section of your local supermarket which is frequently located near the cheese.