Rudy Giuliani



Rudolph William Louis "Rudy" Giuliani is the former mayor of New York City. He was of low intelligence until he announced a candidacy for the 2008 United States Presidential election, at which time his brain was taken over by Karl Rove and has become a horrible flesh-eating monster bent on world domination. He was also married to his second cousin and is the only 2008 presidential candidate who has performed in drag.

Giuliani has stated that he is both pro-choice and pro-gay rights, but has also said he will appoint conservative justices. This scares a lot of liberal thinkers and liberal voters. What good is being liberal on social issues if you're just going to appoint conservative justices? He is seen as useless by mainstream America for exploiting his involvement during and after the 9/11 tragedies. His ego and power hungry nature tend to override doing the right thing. For these reasons, mainstream America rejects Rudy.

One of the good things that Rudy has talked about on the campaign has been the need to make the federal government more efficient. Unfortunately, this message (which both liberals and conservatives should be talking about) is lost because while campaigning he has his cousin/wife/woman call him and he's become a joke. This is sad because the issues raised are important to the national discourse.