Fun:Internet

Other Informal Definitions
- Gene Spafford, 1992
 * The internet is a series of tubes filled with cats
 * The Internet is a series of boobs
 * "Usenet [a predecessor to the internet] is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."