Vegetarian

A Vegetarian is someone who refuses to consume the flesh of animals. Such a person would eat animal products that are not flesh, unlike Vegans. The reasons for Vegetarianism are mostly psychological sympathy for the natural rights of animals other than humans. However, one prominent vegetarian said that the reason why he didn't eat meat was because humans don't salivate when they see raw meat, unlike natural killers like tigers. But a study shows that there is a group of humans who do actually salivate when they see raw meat. Vegetarians are cool because they're liberal. Neo-cons think were undermining the beef industry just because we dont eat their capitalist stuff.

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