Fun:Objective

Objective, the opposite of subjective, means without bias or point of view. This is a term that can easily and accurately be used to describe liberal thoughts (such as Atheism), ideas (such as Science), websites (such as Liberapedia) and liberals (such as Al Franken and Michael Moore).

In modern usage, however, objective has come to be a synonym for stupid. This extra defintion has been added by scientists in order to counteract and undermine the influence of the neocons who have managed to appropriate this word and use it for their own twisted ends. Generally speaking, those who use this word to refer to such ridiculously subjective information sources as Conservapedia, Fox News and The Bible, are wholly unaware of both the existance of this alternate meaning as well as it's aptness.