Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz is a disillusioned, self-centered teabagger from Texas. Oh and, the teabagger Texans put him in the Senate. This sucks for the rest of us, because well, he sucks.

"Me, Me, Me!"


If the Senate were one hundred egos in a fishbowl, he would be the shark. He doesn't think much about the wishes of his own party even, he just yells "me, ME,  ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Fake Filibusters
He "filibustered" in order to shut down the government in place of Obamacare. Except technically, it wasn't a Filibuster because the vote was scheduled for a specific time anyway. Instead it was just a Senate-floor hogging scam. At one point, Cruz gave off rhetoric about the middle class needing to be helped by Washington, not just Washington This is ironic considering that Obamacare will help a lot of these people while Cruz has a political agenda.

Green Eggs and Ham


He even took advantage of CPSAN to read the Bible and "Green Eggs and Ham" to his daughters as a bed-time story. He didn't seem to question the government money spent for him to do this while he attacks Democrats for the "wasteful government spending" also known as foodstamps. (CSPAN is privately owned, but Liberapedia isn't sure if Cruz knows that or not.  Also, the Senate costs money to operate).

However, Cruz's choice of bedtime material is in itself extremely ironic. For one thing, Dr. Seuss was an awesome liberal. Also, if Cruz really wanted to get a message across with a book, he sgould of picked something different. We've  never tried Obamacare before, so just like Green Eggs and Ham, we should try it. Maybe we'll find out that we like it.

Motivations
It wasn't a real filibuster, but that doesn't stop Cruz from getting more donations. He even has his eyes on the White House for 2016.