Amish

What is an Amish?
Amish is a term that describes, basically, most of the people who read the website Conservapedia. They are mostly people with an IQ just above or lower than our residing president, George W. Bush, which is pretty low (a resounding 91). They enjoy banging their heads against the wall, talking about how amazing their Commander in Chief is, wearing plain black clothing and pilgrim hats, playing the gee-tar and banjo at hoe-downs, marrying their cousins, not brushing their teeth, and enjoying living in ignorance.

Where they are most likely to live
Amish who use conservapedia will most likely dwell in the Midwestern and Eastern regions of the United States. A more specific location of a high concentration of Amish is Pennsylvania.

Political Affiliation
This is not a very diverse bunch. They all nearly all vote for the Republican candidate, and therefore serve the purpose of the ignorant vote in elections. While they have right to vote (regrettably), it would be nice if this dull bunch would think before they vote. It would help the intelligent people a lot. Or they can save themselves the pain of attempting to use their withered brain cells (withered because excess of alcohol and lack of many in the first place (genetics), and not vote at all! That would be beneficial for everybody!