Noam Chomsky

Noam Chomsky is a political writer, professor of cunnilinguistics, political dissident, and, according to the Republican junta that rules the United States with an iron fist, a traitor. He has an IQ of over 175 and is famous all over the world. Some of his biggest fans include Hugo Chavez, Evo Morales, and Michael Moore. Despite making sound arguments based on logic and fact, the American government and their propaganda tool, the Mainstream Media, have successfully kept Professor Chomsky out of the American mainstream for over 40 years. Despite being well known by people of all ages in even some of the poorest countries of the world, he is virtually unknown in his home country except to left-leaning college students but nobody really takes them seriously anyways.