Osama bin Laden

Osama bin Laden was a Islamic jihadist and leader of Al-Qaeda who, because of his ideology, lived in the mountains in Afghanistan or in Pakistan his house, of all places. He gained worldwide fame among extremist Muslims (and worldwide notoriety among others) after the destruction of the World Trade Center in New York City, for which he was responsible. It did not end well.

He was shot by a Navy SEAL in his house in Pakistan on May 1, 2011. His body was then quickly dumped into the sea - according to Muslim tradition. US authorities later admitted to confusing Muslims with Vikings.

Bin Laden was polygamous and married forty women. Aside from his terrorist activities, he had enough time to father more than 121 children. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

On May 1, 2011, President Barack Obama delivered an historic speech by saying that the US had killed Osama bin Laden. Immediately, Conservapedia complained there was no credit given to Bush (who spent eight years doing a slap up job of not finding him). America proceeded to party and get so drunk they passed through legislation repealing the constitution