2000 U.S. Presidential Election

The 2000 US Presidential election is the only Presidential Election in US history to have been skipped entirely, thanks to the agenda of the Conservatives. Instead of having an actual election that year, as this nation had had every four years preceeding since the beginning of time, George W. Bush paid a wizard of considerable power to bend reality and make it look like he had won the election.

His plan did not work perfectly, however. The laws of the universe proved too strong to be totally ignored, and mathematics proved quite soundly that Bush had been defeated by Al Gore. Sadly, the spell ignored this obvious factual conclusion and made it so Bush won anyways. Something about a convoluted system where people's votes end up being worth different amounts depending on what state they live in. I don't understand it either.

Stupid Bush.