Conservative method

The Conservative method is the process where conservatives try to solve problems, contrasted to the scientific method.


 * 1) Define the question.
 * 2) Consult the Bible.
 * 3) Consult their mommies.
 * 4) Consult their daddies (men count for more than women among Conservatives
 * 5) Consult their wives/husbands (especially husbands).
 * 6) Hire a bunch of accountants to see which method contains the most money.
 * 7) Use the plan with the most profit.