Fun

Fun is...it's kinda like...sorta like...let me spell it out.

F is for friends you do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for anywhere and anytime at all done here in the great blue sea.

For a conservative, fun is:

F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is for uranium...bombs. N is for no survivors WHEN YOU...

But we all know that is not what fun is about.