Scotland

One of the four countries that make up the United Kingdom.

According to leading conservative Pat Robertson, Scotland is a "dark country full of homosexuals" (Scotland and Cultural Controversies). However, contrary to what that goofball reckons, Scotland does in fact get almost 10 hours of sunlight nearly every year, and many of its inhabitants are heterosexual, though they would probably make an exception in order to have buttsex with Pat Robertson, just to see the look on his face (in the mirror).

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