Children

Children are annoying little creatures that exist to annoy the crap out of people, liberal and conservative. However, conservatives are so stupid that they think MORE children is a good thing. This is why they do not support abortion, gay marraige, etc. Children have been recognized as the hope of the world by some, but liberals know the truth: Children will destroy the earth! A more neutral take on this is that children are only evil if they are fed the bullshit that conservatives tell them. Some have supported this theory, while other have simply said: "Go to hell, children are evil!" prior to shooting themselves or having children themselves. Supporting abortions and gay marraige will help prevent the destruction of the world by children. Conservatives, evidently, like destroying the world (i.e. Global Warming, War in Iraq, Economic Recession, etc.) and will do so if not stopped by the GOOD children. (This is not quite an oxymoron, I know there are about 10 of them that exist)