Jeb Bush



Jeb Bush is the evil Republican governor of Florida who stole the election of 2000 for his brother, George W. Bush from the more qualified candidate Al Gore; thus causing eight of the worst years in the history of the United States of America, plus all the years we had to recover from it. That's not all: there's a chance he'll run for president in 2016.

A Family of Villains
These people are all related to Jeb Bush:


 * George H.W. Bush: Jeb's dad.  Got rich destroying the environment drilling for oil; then became Ronald Reagan's vice president. Then he became president where he went to war because of oil and appointed a total failure named Clarence Thomas to the United States Supreme Court.


 * Barbara Bush: Jeb's mom. Aside from the fact that she married an evil guy and gave birth to several more, she did encourage reading.


 * A lot of miscellaneous siblings who don't matter much.


 * George W. Bush: Jeb's brother who was if not the worst, one of the worst President of the United States; who invaded Iraq because of oil, and then invaded Afghanistan; all while lowering taxes for everybody, including rich people who made money from oil like his dad, causing a $16 trillion budget deficit which his party would later blame on the Democrats.

Jeb vs. George
His brother George was already the governor of Texas; Jeb stole Florida so they wouldn't have to fight over Texas. This is how they compared as governor:

Lying, Cheating, and Stealing
In 2000, Jeb Bush was still the governor of Florida. George Bush was still the governor of Texas. But things were about to change. George was running for president.

Since Florida is a swing state with a lot of electoral votes, Jeb knew that he could play a part in his brother's victory. So he and his Secretary of State, Kathleen Harris got together. Harris agreed not to add newly registered ex-convicts and other people who would likely vote for Al Gore to the list of eligible voters. Thus, registered voters were turned away and their votes were not counted. Two ID's were demanded from African-Americans; some cars were even searched. Full ballot boxes turned up missing.

Meanwhile, white, old, rich, racist Florida Republicans cast the votes that helped Bush win Florida by a few hundred votes.

Why they did it
Even before Bill Clinton replaced George H.W. Bush in 1993, America was sick and tired of not only Bushes, but the entire Republican Party. It has been this way since then. Despite what Jeb and George want you to think, Al Gore won the national popular vote by more than 500,000. So Al Gore should have won because 500,000 more people voted for him and that's before you count the people who should have voted, but didn't. The same thing with missing votes happened with John Kerry in 2004.

In 2006 and 2008, the Democrats were awesome and almost invincible, despite what the Republicans did. But they were plotting behind closed doors, and in 2010 they got the House back. In 2012, they lost the popular vote for house seats, but kept the majority because of gerrymanding.

If a political party is so bad at attracting voters that they have to cheat for over a decade to get anything done, it means that either they have to change their ways, or the other party should be able to take over. It's more than clear that unless the Republicans are willing to make some major adjustments, they should just concede to the Democrats.