Andy Schlafly

Andy Schlafly is a stark raving looney who has his own blog called Conservapedia. Schlafly's megalomania and delusions of grandeur have led him to create his own little kingdom complete with brown-nosing lackeys, hard-working but not very bright peons who work in his fields and uppity peasants he banishes from his kingdom for disagreeing with him. He believes that all true conservatives come to exactly identical opinions on all topics through the use of logic and faith, and that anyone with a differing opinion on any topic is not a conservative. Anyone who is not a conservative is a lying deceitful atheistic liberal. He has failed to notice that this line of reasoning will inevitably leave him all alone in his little sandbox with no one to play with. He lost his mind when the conflict betwen his liberal thoughts and his radically conservative evangelical upbringing became too much for him to bear. He found Jesus after a deep depression led to a contemplation of suicide as the only way out. He is now trying to save the rest of the world one home-schooler at a time by leading them away from the sin of liberal thought towards the light of sheer self-deception.