Coffee

A brown liquid that adults usually get at work for free and pay a premium at "coffee bars" to enjoy a good tasteing cup.

Coffee beans come from places like Columbia and Kenya and Asia, usually poor countries where there is a land aristrocacy and a population in poverty.

Republican racist neocons created trade deals that benefit only the land owners in those countries and not the poor starving marvins.

Damn you racist neocon bastards, marvin is starvin. Enjoy your fat free vanilla cafe caramel for 3.88 you suck.