New York Post

The New York Post is the 13th oldest newspaper in the United States. It is the sixth largest newspaper by circulation, although nobody has seen or heard about it. It is run by Rupert Murdoch - a famed Simpsons character, who also runs Fox News - so like Glenn Beck's audience, the people who read the Post are completely oblivious to other people. The Post actually believes that the Taliban is training monkeys to attack the United States government.