South America

South America is one of the seven continents in on planet Earth. It is located directly south of North America, a continent ruled by fascist neocons. Millions of years ago, South America was also attached to Africa, which any five year old can tell if they look at a world map, since the two fit together perfectly. Conservatives, however, deny that South America even existed millions of years ago, along with the rest of the planet, and that everything just popped into existance exactly the way it is about 6,000 years ago, give or take some water damage.