Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh is an obnoxious, lying, fat, narcissistic, drug-addicted, closeted self-hating homosexual egomaniac radio host who was highly influential in the so-called "Republican Revolution" of 1994. Rush Limbaugh was found guilty of "Doctor Shopping" in 2006 as a result of his longtime addiction to the drug OxyContin, which he had continued abusing until public revelations of this use in 2003. During this period Limbaugh had repeatedly called for stiffer penalties for drug abusers, and had on occasion pretended not to know what OxyContin was, going so far as to mispronounce the word. He was later apprehended for possession of improperly labeled Viagra after an all-too-frequent sex-tourism trip to the Dominican Republic to have sex with the only women that will have him--those he pays.

Douchebagness
Rush Limbaugh is a very large (in many ways) conservative. He hosts a talk radio show where be pushes his beliefs -- which are often times indistinguishable from Fascism -- on his idiotic impressionable retarded attention-starved listeners. Limbaugh is to continue to host his show until 2016. His salary is now $28 million a year; here's a cool display.

He has not only criticized Liberals and Democrats but has loudly assaulted centrists, independents and moderate conservatives. He has stated that the only way for Republicans to survive is to have everyone in the party take a radical right wing stance. This is most likely an endorsement of fascism or National Socialism.

His love of fascism and his failure with all but the most impressionable or purchasable women is another personality defect he shares with his beloved idol Adolph Hitler.

The only suitable mate for Rimbag may be the demonically-possessed unrepentent lawyer Ann Coulter, a "woman" (questionable since the cadaver that is her body can not possibly ovulate) many consider to be even more hateful than him. It is assumed any offspring thereof would be more Satanic a spawn then even Dick Cheney.

In 1992, Ronald Reagan sent Limbaugh a letter in which he thanked him "for all you're doing to promote Republican and conservative principles..." and nominated him "the Number One voice for conservatism in our Country." This sort of delusion of Reagan's is also evidenced Reagan's allowing his wife Nancy's beliefs in esoteric divination to influence his presidency.

Rush Limbaugh is very far right wing as he attacked even John McCain during the primary season stating that he was too moderate. Afterward he attempted to get Hilary Clinton elected as the Democratic nominee because he and Ann Coulter believed her to be more Conservative then McCain. He failed in his so called "Operation: Chaos". NBC news had Rush Limbaugh making a salary of $54,000,000 a year, with Oprah Winfrey earning $235,000,000 a year, so they are clearly deluded.

Controversies
Rush Limbaugh has acted in a completely a--holeish manner on his radio show. He claimed that soldiers who did not support the Iraq War where "phony". He may also be a racist as he referred to Barack Obama as a "magic negro". The phrase "magic negro" was coined seriously by the radical leftist newspaper, the Los Angeles (Calif.) Times, which is considered by most Americans to be a joke. The song, to the tune of "Puff The Magic Dragon," was created by Paul Shanklin mocking the LA Times, and was merely played on Limbaugh's radio show.

More evidence that he is a racist is that he has said that African-Americans in America are "left behind socially" and are "trained to hate from a young age".

He is now trying to buy the St. Louis Rams. The NFL may be willing to overlook the comment he once made where he compared the NFL to "the Crips and Bloods...without weapons". Nonetheless, even the NFL have exercised more judgment and decency than Lush exhibits, and have refused to let such a low-life as him purchase a football franchise.

Limbaugh has gotten his ass handed to him by a moderate Republican caller.

Lush recently astounded even the most retarded of his loyal "dittohead" listeners by claiming that the recent Icelandic volcanic eruption was obviously the act of an angry, fiscally-conservative God perpetrated illogically on the citizens of the Socialist countries of Western Europe and Scandinavia to punish their American Socialist brethren for having the gall to reform the American health insurance industry. Even level-headed centrist Bill Clinton considered Lush to have lost nearly all of what is left of his feeble mind.