Dodo

A wise a majestic flightless bird, native to Australia. Historically speaking, the Dodo was the most vocally pro-choice of all birds, leading the Neocons to stick it with the rather insulting name it has held ever since. Current theories have it that, after some particularly impassioned pro-life sqwaking to a set of conservative explorers, the Dodo was hunted into extinction in order to silence its dissent.