Scientology

Scientology is a religion that was invented by a Science Fiction writer, the doctrines of which seem very much like science fiction. This coincidence appears to be lost on its practitioners.

L. Ron Hubbard wrote the book Dianetics, the Scientologist equivalent of the Bible while living on a boat with scantily clad teen girls who waited on him hand and foot. He later went on to call Scientology an "applied religious philosophy", which basically meant that he didn't think it was popular enough yet to call it a Religion.

Liberal Theory of Scientology
Most prevalent practitioners of Scientology are rich, often actors, actresses and others professionally associated with Hollywood. This has led many intelligent people to believe that the rich are using Scientology as a combination of a fashion statement and a status symbol, because large cash donations are required to progress upwards in the Church of Scientology. Many theorize that people with large amounts of disposable income and a desire for publicity join the church of Scientology and make large donations in order to get publicity showcasing how much disposable income they have.

See: Tom Cruise

Conservative Theory of Scientology
Conservatives view Scientology as a Satanic Cult. They believe Scientologists are pooling their money together with the Jews in a massive global consipiracy to buy things so that Rupert Murdoch can not. This is quite possibly their greatest fear.