Patriots vs. Texans Rivalry (NFL Football)

The Patriots vs. Texans Rivalry is a one-sided rivalry in the NFL, between the New England Patriots and the Houston Texans. This rivalry 'could' and 'should' be called the Liberals vs. Conservatives, with the Patriots representing the Liberals of New England and the Texans representing the Conservatives of the Deep South/Bible Belt. No surprise, the New England Patriots lead the rivalry series 7 games to 1, proving once and for all that Liberals are better than Conservatives at pretty much everything, even football.

Game Summaries [1]
Notice:
 * 2017 game based on same-placing
 * A 2019 regular-season matchup would be in Houston (if the Texans and Patriots have the same placing in the 2018 season, as the Texans are in the AFC South) [2].
 * 2018 and 2021 games based on schedule rotation