Chris Christie

Chris Christie is a crazy fat Republican guy who also happens to be the govenor of New Jersey. In 2009, he became the first Republican to win a New Jersey statewide election in twelve years! (We thought you New Jersey natives were safe.  What happened?). He grew up in the Garden State and idolizes Bruce Springsteen despite the fact that The Boss is a whole lot saner.

Many people think that Chris Christie will run for president, but he says, “Short of suicide, I don’t really know what I’d have to do to convince you people that I’m not running."   This is very funny because when Mitt Romney asked him to be Keynote Speaker in the 2012 Republican National Convention, he only mentioned Mitt seven times! He just talked on and on about Republicans and growing up in NJ and, "respect before love."  Maybe he's planning something.