War on Terror

The War on Terror™  (TWOT) or the War Against Terror™  (TWAT) is the amusingly named military operation currently being carried out by the United States. It involves building military bases in every country that lets them, invading the ones that don't, wiping Islam off the face of the Earth and monopolising the world's oil supplies.

All on the grounds that terrorists aim to destroy freedom and turn the world into a filthy, smelly Pinko-Islamo-Socio-Fascist state.