Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is a 44 year old woman and the governor of Alaska. But until 7AM on an August morning few people in the other 49 states knew who she was. On August 29, 2008 Senator John McCain (R)-Arizona named her nominee for Vice President.

She is a former beauty pageant queen, and dropped out of four other colleges before finally graduating from the University of Idaho with a degree in Journalism.

As governor of Alaska she fired her ex brother in law, got her husband a job as an executive with the BP company. She also was found in a Burger King Bathroom performing a sexual act on Senator Ted Stevens (R).

Sarah Palin hates polar bears, She believes they are evil and a devil abomination. She is so extreme she tried to get the Bush administration to remove polar bears from the Endangered Species List to get more oil drilling space. It's a proven fact because it is on the internet, so there.

If McCain is elected she will be Americas first VPILF.

Why she is going to be a bad VP, if the Republicans get elected:


 * She believes that the Sky Wizard made the world. 6, 000 years ago.
 * She's a Republican
 * She's a Conservative
 * She believes in Abstinence-Only Sex-Ed, thinks sex should only happen after marriage , yet has a knocked-up daughter.
 * She lies, this is common amongst politicians, but she's also dumb.

She abused power in Alaska according to the BBC. She sacked Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan. She says he refused to sack Michael Wooten. a state law enforcement official and Mr Wooten was unsuitable for the job. Her opponents say this was a family dispute because Mr Wooten was involved in a bitter divorce action against Palin’s sister. Sensible people know that when something like that happens you get an impartial person to decide who should be sacked.