West Virginia

West Virginia is a tiny state off the coast of Virginia, the state for which it was named. Many people forget the West Virginia exists when trying to list all 50 states, because there is no East Virginia, and because nothing of consequence ever really happens in the state. It's population is rather small, and almost uniformly conservative. As far as our scientists can tell, there is no logic to this, as West Virginia is the poorest state in the United States, and thus would benefit most from having a kind, benevolent, and most importantly competent liberal President. The state as a whole seems to have bought into the conservative propaganda machine.