Death Star

The Death Star is a space station the size of the moon in the movie Star Wars. It has been destroyed twice by the son of Darth Vader, the 'lord' of the Death Star itself, Luke.

Petition
Around 34,000 idiots recently signed a petition to the petition site 'We the People', prompting an official response.

These idiots claim that it would bring job creation and a strong national defense.

At least, they got a response saying 'The US government does not support blowing up planets.'

For the full response, click here.

Conservatives
Conservatives have also suggested the Death Star be built, reiterating the same reasons as the 34,000 idiots. However, they refused to pay the cost and pointed a finger at a group they brand as the middle class.