Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee is a Republican politician who ran for President in 2008. He doesn't believe in Evolution and is polling well in Iowa. His positions on illegal immigration are under attack for being "too liberal" but telling a high school senior to become a citizen is actually a good thing and not "too liberal" but "just right".

He used to be governor of Arkansas, and once pardoned a rapist because his victim was related to the Clintons. The rapist struck again once he had his freedom. He's also a Baptist Preacher who wants to turn the US into a theocracy so anybody with any common sense isn't going to be voting for this guy. "Amend the Constitution to God's standards" is this candidates cry for Christian Conservative Jihad.

I had sex with his wife in the nono spot she begged for more.