Hypocrisy

Hypocrisy is the sport of telling someone not to do something and then doing it yourself. It's very popular with conservatives, but not liberals because they're all great people and have never done anything wrong, ever.

Examples of hypocrisy in the right-wing
Sarah Palin supporting abstinence until marriage, yet she has a pregnant teenage daughter.

Adolf Hitler hated gays, Jews and non-Germans. Hitler was a closet gay, probably had Jewish ancestry and was from Austria.

David Cameron (UK Conservative Party leader) thinks he can do a better job than Gordon Brown managing the broken economy, but he actually can't... He hasn't got any experience. Gordon Brown was Chancellor of the Exchequer before he became Prime Minister. You know it's true, I know it's true.

Dick Cheney is a reactionary against gays, yet he has some relative who is gay. I can't remember who. It might be his daughter or niece or something like that. I think it's his daughter. But I'm not sure. Just look on his page on this site, it'll probably be there.

Choosing from the millions of hypocritical "facts" on Conservapedia, my favourite is the article on Feminism, when they say feminists tend to believe that no part of their ideology is ever wrong. While saying this, Conservapedians minds are more closed than Laura Bush's legs, and they refuse any kind of debate whatsoever which may lead to suggest that conservatives are NOT the answer to all the world's problems.

Conservapedia advocates the idea that Wikipedia is edited and managed by a bunch of unemployed, liberal teenagers sucking on the blood of the rich fascists that are Conservapedians. However, Conservapedia was founded as a project for Andrew Schlafly's propaganda (All-American history) class, and is probably still manned by the same poor, brainwashed, right-wing children he's "educated".

Examples of hypocrisy in the left wing
Liberapedia may be accused of hypocrisy in it's comparison with Conservapedia and the other right-wing media channels of the present day. However, at no point on this site does it claim to take an unbiased point of view, or even produce 100% accurate facts, as Conservapedia do on theirs. But the hint's in their name... Conservapedia.

Note! This article includes satire and humour/humour as well as factual information.