Fun:Pope

The "Man"
In Rome lives a man, or a woman, of whom everyone would like to know, "Where the hell did you receive that awesome hat?". As this question is repeated every other day to the poor dear, his or her mind begins to wear down, finally causing the skull to fracture in two, exposing brain matter. The hat was created to prevent this from happening, protecting this poor, jolly old (Wo)man.