Rick Warren

This article has parody and satire as well as factual information. You know that didn't you folks?

Rick Warren is a pastor of an evangelical church. He has written several books that are widely read by many Conservatives. Liberals also read his books but often misinterpret them for satire as they are so ridiculous.

Conservative Pastorness
Rick Warren was raised in California in San Jose. He has donated large amounts of money to charity and hypocritically proclamed this fact though the [[New Testament says charity should be given in secret. Rick Warren has his reward in this world.  Those who admire his charity give generously to support his church and buy his books. He talked about peace to many international organizations. At least that's better than many Conservatives.  Typically Neocons don't care how many soldiers and foreigners get killed in wars we could prevent. Oddly enough he tends to promote stupidity, such as not wanting stem cell research aimed at saving life's of living humans.  Ofcourse he has typical stupid views on homosexuality. Rick Warren thinks that if you are gay you should be sexually frustrated and miserable just because Bronze Age herders who wrote the Old Testament had old fashioned views.

Warren stated his reason for supporting Proposition 8, saying that he feared that gay marriage would lead to hate speech prosecutions of Christians who oppose gay marriage and view homosexuality as sin. He also denied equating marriage-equality with pedophilia, incest, and bigamy; but his denials were swiftly debunked and shown to be outright lies, as many media outlets quickly replayed footage from his past interviews in which he specifically said, "That [marriage-equality] is like an older man wanting to marry a young child; it's like a brother wanting to marry his sister; it's like one man having many wives." It’s silly to tell such lies when reporters can check up what you’ve said so easily.

He also believes in Creationism and is against logical thinking. Despite his contributions to charities he has generally failed to promote any sort of peace. In 2008 he was selected by Barack Obama to give the invocation, mainly as a way to appease Republicans as a way to insure they won't try to shot him at the inauguration for they may hit Warren. They wouldn’t care if they hit a black man. Hitting Rick Warren! Now that would matter. Rick Warren is so stupid. He encourages other people to be stupid. You can’t shoot him.

Use in the Evolution vs Creationism Argument
Warren himself is used by creationists to try to prove their beliefs. They state that if humans evolved then there would be no people dumber then apes such as Rick Warren.