Chuck Norris

Charles Norris is an actor, martial artist and closet conservative. In recent years, conservatives have led a widespread campaign of disinformation throughout the internet, as well as some movies television channels that touts Mr. Norris as superhuman. Liberal scientists have theorized that Mr. Norris' sudden popularity is being used as a tool to further the conservative agenda. He may be considering a bid in the 2012 Presidential Election.

Charles is a puppet of the conservative machine. They have selected him to be their new golden boy for the following reasons:


 * 1) He looks kind of like Jesus.
 * 2) He is extremely charismatic.  It may actually be impossible to disagree with him while he is giving a thumbs up.

Do not buy in to the hype. Charles Norris is a conservative, not a superhero.