Talk:USA PATRIOT Act/@comment-27877254-20161027125003

American: Hey, that's my constitution!

Patriot Act: Well, I used it to wipe my ass.

American:I can't find my Bill of Rights!

Patriot Act: There was a leak of Islamist Extremism in the basement, I used that to patch it up.

American: You fucking idiot, you're supposed to fix that that with Discussion tape and Rebuttal glue.

Patriot Act: ...