Hell

Hell is a mysterious underground factory, most likely located in Connecticut, wherein Conservatives are manufactured. Current theories hold that it was built in the early 1100's CE by the combined efforts of Dick Cheney, Ruper Murdoch and Adolph Hitler.

No one knows where the Conservatives got the plans and resources to build this mysterious factory, including the Time Machine needed to gather its three masterminds and bring them back to the time of its creation, but an elite team of objective scientists are hard at work twenty-four hours a day trying to reverse engineer their technology so that liberals may manufacture a heaven to finally extinguish the Conservative threat.