Millard Fillmore

Millard Fillmore was the thirteenth president of the United States; he is infamous for having the most ridiculous name in the history of the world. It is rumored his parents were neoconservatives and named him this simply because they were terrible people.

Despite popular belief, Fillmore did do more in office than get made fun of for his name. Wait. No, that's not true. He really didn't do anything. Because he failure to do anything productive, he is also known as being one of the worst presidents ever. In fact, Stephen Colbert once claimed Millard Fillmore as "a taint; not only in the sense of a stain on the oval office, but also the anatomical region between the testicles and the anus." To sum up, he had a weird name.