MILF

MILF, pronounced "milf", not "M.I.L.F.", is an abbreviation standing for "Mom I'd Like to F**k". It's used to refer to a hot momma / someone old enough to be a momma, who people, on a general basis, would like to have sex with.

Conservatives don't believe in milfs. However, they base this belief entirely on Madonna while recent research has shown that milfs ARE real, and smokin' hot!