Allah

A character created to be buddies with the other fictional character "God", when he got lonely, later creating the love-child Jesus. Allah is one of the main sources of people blowing themselves up, and is a disgusting, angry, offer-you-sweets-in-the-park, destructive, short tempered, sex-obsessed, freakish, dirty, old, disrespectful, uneducated, violent, hate-mongering moron.