Baseball

Baseball is America's passtime. One guy throws a ball at another guy, but a guy in between those guys tries to hit that ball with a stick. If he does, a bunch of other guys try to catch the ball while the guy with the stick throws the stick away and tries to run home. Then they do the whole thing over again, at least 55 times over the course of a game.

Sometimes the Conservatives send all the baseball players to war, and then girls have to play baseball instead. It's true. I saw a movie about it once.

Categories: Sports