Rick Perry

Rick Perry is the Governor of Texas for the past decade. His intelligence is called into question by none other than George W. Bush, which is saying something. Perry is a legit homophobe, as be believes that gays have powers to control the weather and will try to destroy America. He is also a CSA sympathizer, and lives on a ranch named after a racial slur. He extremely religious as well. He is running for President in 2012, but he doesn't know how to debate (a rather large problem).