Ann Coulter



A hateful and evil bitch who spews crazy neo-con viewpoints and eats the hearts of children, although there are a few out there who are hoping against hope she is really the world's greatest satirist. It is widely known that Ann likes to give men who tap her on the sholder jobs useing her hands and mouth and a happy ending on her chin.

Biography
Ann was born to her parents Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun, after her father lost the Second World War and killed himself and Eva, Ann was smuggled out of Germany and taken to America where she was raised by SS members hiding in the US readying their plan for the Third Reich to be unleashed upon the world again.

Mental Health
Coulter has been certified as completely insane, although there are points of view that this is actually a cover up for her evilness. Some say she is both evil and insane. Or quite possibly the best parody of all time.

Common Nicknames for Ann Coulter

 * Coultergiest
 * Rush Limette
 * Mann Coulter
 * Beltway Barbie
 * Cuckoo Coulter
 * Ann Coltrear