Conservative Dictionary

Understanding Conservatives thought can be difficult. Not only is Conservative thought sometimes irrational, it uses it some words and terms in unusual ways. To help you understand Conservatives better, we're trying to build a basic Conservative Dictionary. We realize that there are several regional dialects of Conservative, so we've just tried to cover the more generally accepted terms.

A
Annerkist -  An extreme type of Liberal who doesn't believe in government or law

AnnieChrist - The enemy of Christianity predicted in Revelations, likely President Obama

B
Barack Hussein Obama - Communist Kenyan muslim black man that was illegally elected President of the United                                             States

Barry Soetoro - See Barack Hussein Obama

Black - A person of African heritage that knows his place

C
Church - My local Baptist church, of course, but even some of the American Baptists, Methodists, Lutherans,                  Episcopalians and Presbyterians, as long as they don't get too uppity

Cunsurvitive - Any God-fearing Christian white man with a lick of sense.

Constitooshun - Only the greatest conservative legal document ever written

- also a big wooden ship that kicked English Ass

Commie - A damned Democrat liberal who wants to take all our freedom and all our stuff and give it to the                         government

D
Demmacrat - A Godless commie liberal trying to destroy the constitution and my church and take my guns                              and money

Dyke - A type of of Godless commie liberal that's trying to destroy the constitution and my church and take my             guns and money that likes girls

F
Faggit - A type of Godless commie liberal that's trying to destroy the constitution and my church and take my                  guns and money that likes boys.

Flag - The Stars and Bars, of course!

Freedom - That's what we Americans have and the rest of the world wants

G
Gawd - My Lord Jesus, of Course!

Guvmint - What we have to make laws to keep the, Negroes, Mexicans, and White Trash in line and kick the                      ass of anyone who doesn't like how we do things in America.

H
Handout - What the Democrats are trying to take from me and give to the 

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