Glenn Beck



Glenn Beck is an insane Conservative radio show host. He describes himself as a libertarian but not a "crazy let's-get-rid-of-everything libertarian" (he's not actually Libertarian at all but following the current fashion of claiming to be Libertarian among ultraright fringe figures) along with being a "Conservative but not a zombie." He is also a Mormon.

Sponsors
Recently, many of Glenn's sponsors pulled out of his show due to the fact that some don't agree that the supporters of Ron Paul are terrorists. 

Guns
Beck strongly supports the Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States since he thinks it gives him the right to carry a gun everywhere he goes, including the movies and the streets so he can shoot people who look at him funny. He often emphasizes this on his irrational show, see Gun nut.

Common sense or stupid
Beck's former self-titled television show on Fox News often calls illogical thought "common sense" just to get people to believe it. Beck also has written a book, Common Sense as a rip-off of Thomas Paine's pamphlet of the same name. The difference between the two is that Paine's pamphlet was used to convince colonial Americans to rebel against the British rule and Beck's book is just conservative propaganda disguised by the "association" with the pamphlet.

Intelligence and eletes
It looks like he's either extremely stupid or a Stealth parodist.

Beck incessantly babbles about his hatred of elitists, and congratulated Chris Christie for stopping teachers from "subjugating" the state of New Jersey. Interestingly, he does this while at the same time scribbling on his chalkboard and creating Glenn Beck University, acting as an "intellectual" leader for the conservatives. It is easy to tell when he is pretending to be a teacher, because he puts on his glasses, apparently thinking this makes him look smart.

Nazi
Beck uses far too much Nazi paraphernalia and has an anti-Semitic agenda. He goes so far off the edge that he seems like another Alex Jones

Rape and murder
Glenn Beck allegedly raped and murdered a 10 year-old girl in 1990. He has neither confirmed nor denied these allegations.