John Kerry





John Kerry is a senator from Massachusetts and he served in the Vietnam war.

The dude was accused of flip flopping by Republicans. Heh Republicans pretended Iraq had WMD, Iraq doesn't have wmd. Hows that for flip flop? He also pointed out that uneducated Americans are the ones who typically "get stuck in Iraq".

Had only poor votes been counted Kerry would have won 40 states. Had only rich votes been counted he would have won only 4 states. This shows who supported Dubya.

Kerry is currently the Secretary of State under Obama.

Conspiracy theory
John Kerry was funded by a conspiracy involving George W. Bush in order to defeat any rival that could actually have stood a chance of being a decent president. He proceeded to run for President in 2004, and lost. This devastated Democrats and the United States for 4 more years.