George W. Bush

George W Bush claims to be the current President of the United States. This claim is open to dispute, as he was not elected in 2000, but appointed by the Supreme Court, and after 2004 delegated all of his Presidential powers to Vice President Richard Cheney.

Etymology
Bush's name derives from the Latin word bush (note the little "b"), itself derived from the Anglo-Saxon word for vagina He is a historic discrace to the oval office and a trator to the american constitution, he claims to be of high moral standards but is killing americans daily only because he lacks the courage to admit he was and is wrong. He was sitting in a chair reading a childrens book for 9 minutes after he was informed of the 911 attacks. Some say it was lack of leadership and understanding, personally after hearing all of the childmolesting and homosexuallity in the republican ranks, I believe the reason he sat there so long is because he was a republican man in a room full of children and the cameras came in on him as he was mentally masturbating and it would have been devastating to the GOP to see bush stand up in the classroom with a small but noticable erection.

Facts about George W. Bush

 * George W Bush was once overheard in a bar ordering a Mike's Hard Lemonade as a favor for God, his father.
 * George W Bush believes in christianity, unlike those devil worshipping liberals
 * George W Bush's favorite film is The Lion King.
 * George W Bush counted to infinity. Twice.
 * George W Bush wishes he was an astronaut instead.
 * George W Bush can bench 430 lbs. But says, "One conservative bench press is equal to 430 liberals. Heh Heh. Narf."
 * George W Bush's favorite TV show is anything on Fox.
 * George W Bush is incapable of pronouncing the words "nuclear" and "terror." Instead, he says "nucular" and something that sounds like "tuhr."
 * George W Bush love you long time.
 * The letters in George W Bush's name can be rearranged to spell "Liberals Die"
 * George W Bush is a puppet of the New World Order.
 * George W Bush has gills as well as lungs, allowing him to breathe underwater.
 * George W Bush has lysdexia.
 * George W Bush had reading contests with Karl Rove. On the Sunday after he resigned, ol' Turdblossom made the rounds of the Sunday morning talk shows and said, with a straight face, that GW had already read almost 100 books in the year 2007.  (Did Dr. Seuss write that many books?)
 * George W Bush's favorite band is Hansen.
 * George W Bush has personally stopped 37,454,217,888 terrorist attacks since last Thursday
 * George W Bush is Dick Cheney's boss. No really he is. Honest. I swear...