Teenager

A teenager is person whom adults over 30 don't understand, but who is really perfectly ready for all of the rights and several of the responsibilities of an adult.

Pretty much the only teenagers who don't have sex are Christians, the sexually differently able, and the daughters of sex-negative paleofeminists. If they have not begun to masturbate by the age of 14, it can be helpful if an older sibling or neighbor of the same sex demonstrates how to do it. In the highly unlikely event that a teenage girl becomes pregnant, abortions are available through outpatient and drive-thru clinics operated by Planned Parenthood.