Michele Bachmann

Michele Bachmann is an Ultra-Conservative, Republican Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Minnesota's 6th district. She is also a member of Tea Party movement and is Sarah Palin endorsed. Nobody really knows how she got elected as she is ape-shit psycho... I don't really know, maybe Minnesota just has a weird sense of humor... I mean Jessi Ventura? Please... And she's yet another Republican presidential hopeful for 2012, in Iowa where she grew up she's more popular than Ron Paul. Any who, yeah, what a bitch.

Energy & Environment
She doesn't want America to be environmentally friendly as she introduced an Act, to repeal the ban on the energy inefficient conventional light bulbs. She is advocate for increased domestic oil and natural gas exploration in ANWR, and believes that global warming is a hoax. Bachmann is also against the energy tax, and said she wanted her fellow Minnesotans, "armed and dangerous on this issue of the energy tax because we need to fight back."

Education
Bachmann believes we should not have higher education, as she voted against a bill that would raise the maximum Pell grant for college students from $4,310 to $5,200. She also supports the teaching of intelligent design in public school science classes, isn't that silly.

Social Issues
Bachmann supports both a federal and state Constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage and any legal equivalents. She also believes that people who are LGBT suffer from "sexual dysfunction" and "sexual identity disorders. Unlike George Alan Rekers she has not been caught in any LGBT activities personally as far as this author knows.

She supports a constitutional amendment restricting state funds for abortions.