God (Far Right Religious POV)

God is the main character in the fiction work "The Bible." God loves you. God hates most people and most people will go to Hell. He best characterized as a large angry fairy-pixie in the sky who refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it. Belief in God has caused more people to die than any human has in human history (maybe except for Muhammed). In the various mythologies, god is some magic sky wizard. God is universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting. Famous gods include Allah, Jesus, Krisha, Odin and Thor, Yahweh, Zeus, Jupiter.

Social conservatives reject modern scientific ideas like the big bang and evolution because they've been brainwashed to believe the god wizard created the Earth.

God is also an excuse for people to blame their actions on someone else. Got fired? You should've gone to church more! Your mom died? It was your fault for being an unbeliever! And so on. If you notice, most people that say "God will save me" don't think of the fact that they may save themselves without using a God. It's also a way for Conservative scum to have an explanation for stuff science can't prove yet; hence gaining votes within the community of dumbfucks who don't understand the meaning of the word deceit. We suggest not hating on their religion, but feeling sorry for them.