Valtrex

Valtrex is a recreational drug taken by progressives which imparts roughly the same effects as Tampax; i.e, the ability to prance through the park with a date in white pants, hangglide, play volleyball, etc..

Valtrex reduces outbreaks of the social disease, Herpes. Herpes is aqquired through sexual contact with dowdy cat ladies who can be found in a raving, sobbing red wine jag on any given weekday, such as jane fleming or susan sarandon, or men who weld bikes together three high for "Critical Mass" pageantry and have sunburst tattoos on their calves. Or with George Stephanopolous.

A Venn diagram of Valtrex-users and subscribers to the CommonDreams newsletter, in which the former is represented by the color yellow and the latter is represented by the color blue, would result in a solid green feild.