Republican Party

The Republican Party is the American party of neoconservative fascist hatemongering racists. Its hypocritical views include being the "moral" party that "saves the sanctity of marriage" by banning gay marriage despite having numerous important members with several divorces; protecting the right to life despite sending thousands of American troops to die in the Middle East and supporting the death penalty.

The party's economic views include cutting taxes to the rich so that they can have even more money than America's working class. Once again the hypocrisy shines in the party while they frequently demand lobbying reform while getting kickbacks from big business.

The party has taken control in the country by appointing George W. Bush to the presidency despite losing the election to Al Gore in 2000. They lost the mid-term elections in 2006, but Bush has still been able to ignore the people's will and remain in Iraq.

Though the party's intentions were originally good in the days of Lincoln and the progressives of the early 20th century, things have gone horribly, horribly wrong since FDR's presidency, culminating in such presidents as Ronald Reagan who spent all the country's money on battleships that no longer work.