Liberapedia:Self-government

IN QUASI-CONGRESS, THE DIET COKE OF CONGRESS, ETC APRIL 3 2008

We the users of Liberapedia, in order to erect a more perfect system of Government, establish Justice, sustain Order, and lasting Protection, do hereby ordain and establish this Declaration/Constitution/Bill of Rights/thing of this wiki.

Foreward
Not many, if not any wikis running WikiMedia have faced the problem of a leader abandoning it. And on a medium sized wiki such as this, it is nigh unheard of to think of rule by only sysops. And only two admins, two having left as well (EarningtonStonewall & WillH). The only bureaucrat has left (as it was a sock of WillH), so there are no windows of promotion. In other words, with Werewolves must come Vampires.

Furthermore, there is a virulent lack of administrators in key parts of the world. No matter how large a wiki is, it must have at least two sysops in four, if not three corners of the globe, to appropriate for the time zones. Yes, three corners, it does make sense, I swear. Right now there are two, in only two corners of the world (okay, two corners may be getting ludicrous), namely, the East Coast of America and Western Europe. No one to cover the other side of the world, or to back up Elassint or Ajuk.

Moreover, the same two or three vandals keep plaguing the site. The "god" is based in New York City. The others I'm not sure about. But they attack without warning and sometimes at inconvenient times to the two remaining sysops.

This Declaration/Constitution/thing is to attempt to fix these problems until June 2008, when we can consider more drastic alternatives.

I have one word for you: communism
It may strike fear into the hearts of millions of God-fearing capitalists worldwide (especially America), but Wiki-communism will work. How? No. Don't ask questions. Just say, "Yes, Comrade Belaquin," and read on. Lenin...Stalin...Putin...Belaquin

Why?
Well, it's friggin cool to say "comrade."

Also, 1) It's liberal, so it fits nicely in with the project 2) It's a branch of socialism, like our logo 3) It's not fascist or conservative or anything unlike many false preconceptions 4) You don't have to be a Communist to go with Internet communism.

See Liberal-this as a background guide.