Alan Keyes

Alan Keyes is an insane nut job from New York. His own party shuned him as the Republican Party thought he was to Conservative. He may be a Homophobic and is generally a bad human being.

Personal life
Keyes was born in 1950. If he was white his beliefs most likely would be Nazi. Even Sarah Palin appears to be intelligent compared to Keyes, despite the fact that he graduated form Harvard. He most likely was able to due to a glitch in the Universe or through hacks.

When his daughter came out as a Lesbian she was thrown out of the house by her family and received no financial support. Alan Keyes claimed that he had to stand by Jesus. Because throwing out your child is something Jesus would do. Great logic douche.

In Reagen Administration
Keyes was the 16th Assistant Secretary of State for International Organization Affairs during the Reagan administration. Yeah he basically did some useless job which was his "experience" for running in all other offices.

U.S. presidential election campaign's(1996-2000)
Keyes ran for President of the United States in both 1996 and 2000. His stance was a conservative stance on steroids. In 2000 he stayed to battle against George W. Bush and John McCain. He was so Conservative that even Utah didn't vote for him.

Illinois Senate campaign 2004
Keyes went against Barack Obama in his attempt to become a Senator. Keyes was crushed in the largest percentage in Illinois History. Keyes said that Jesus would not vote for Obama. Well apparently Jesus supports him or he wouldn't have become President. Besides he had never even lived the the state.

U.S. presidential election campaign 2008
Alan Keyes ran in 2008 but no one cared. After not getting the Republican nomination he tried to get the Constitutionalist nomination. He failed an joined a super-conservative party.

He tried say that Obama wasn't a naturally born citizen of the US. His lawsuit failed horribly.