New York City

New York City is a major US City on the Eastern seaboard. It is very famous for its history of skyscrapers, pizza, and big business headquartered there.

The Yankees play there in Major League Baseball.

New York City was attacked on September 11, 2001 by members of Al Quida, which is a terrorist network that hates Americans. They don't care if we are Republican or Democrat or liberal or conservative or Christian or Muslim or Atheist, and they laugh at us for our stupid petty argueing over nonsense. However, its is our freedom that they hate us for and thats why they attacked us. There is a history of the abuse of Islam that goes back 700 years, so don't gimme any of that crap oh its israel or oh woe is me we got involved in Kuwait in 1990, thats bull shit.

Barbary Pirates made slaves of US sailors. Thomas Jefferson the American ambassador to France asked the ambassador from Tripoli why do you do this, and the response was the Qur'an gives us permission to make slaves of non Muslims.

President Jefferson said fuck you Tripoli, and implmented the pre-emptive strike doctrine and went Colin Powell on the Tripolians, hence the Marine Corps song "shores of Tripoli", with regime change in Tripoli the US Navy didn't have to deal with nasty terrorist pirates trying to make slaves of them.

Islam however by itself is a peaceful religion, but assclowns pervert it for their own economic selfish pussy ways.

Other than that, New York City has thin pizza.