Wikipedia

Wikipedia is an online encyclopedia founded by Karl Rove under the pseudonym Jimbo Wales. While it professes to be freely editable by everyone, in fact every edit made on the website has been overseen by the Conservative Party. If a user attempts to enter information that the party deems too liberal they will receive the message "database locked" and will then be rounded up and framed for drug possession. In a scientific study by real scientists, Wikipedia was determined to be 94% more conservative than the American public.

Wikipedia is also filled with flamers who are obsessed with eradicating anything that could be considered a copyright violation no matter how tedious and removing any content that so much as smells like it could make someone smile.