Paul Manafort

Paul "Paulie Numbnuts" Manafort Jr, (sometimes known as Slime Shady) was Donald Trump's 2016 campaign manager and Russian government stooge.

In 2016, Paulie Numbnuts came out of nowhere and became campaign manager for Fat Donnie, even said he'd do it for free. Although, word on the street is someone was paying. He later attended a secret meeting between Fat Donnie's son Donny Douchebag and son-in-law Jared the Jew and 8 Kremlin-connected Russians.

Paulie Numbnuts also used to partners in a lobbying firm with Fat Donnie's albino assassin Roger Stone, who was Twitter pals with Russian intelligence.

Paulie Numbnuts is now being charged with conspiracy against the United States, conspiracy to launder money, failure to file reports of foreign bank and financial accounts, being an unregistered agent of foreign principal, false and misleading FARA statements, and false statements. Later obstruction of justice and witness tampering were added to the charges.