User:Mr Progressive

Hola! (Or am I not allowed to say that under our country's racist immigrant laws???) Anywhoo, it's me, Mr. Progressive! Why am I here? Because the Republican Party has screwed the little guy for too long! First they expect us to like a country full of hatred and evil (like the USA) and then they refuse to give poor people welfare and foodstamps that will help get them jobs!

People I Hate

 * Sarah Palin - She's such a bitch! The honestly thinks that there's some magical being out there controlling everthing. Talk about crazy!


 * Glenn Beck - He says he hates both Democrats and Republicans, but he's obviously taking money from the Koch brothers and working as a mouthpiece for the GOP.


 * Mitt Romney - This guy kills jobs! He buys companies and then destroys them to make money! He fires people to make a profit! What a capitalist pig!


 * Herman Cain - He's obviously either not really black or delusional to the GOP's racist lies and bigoted rhetoric.


 * Michele Bachmann - She doesn't even know when Elvis was born! (need i say more?)


 * John Boehner - You can tell he tries to hard to pretend to care about the people when all he cares about are corporations and making sure minorities and gays don't have rights.