Tesco

Tesco
Tesco is a supermarket, who sell everything from loans to cucumbers to broadband. They are currently aiming for World Domination, and have stores in the UK, USA, Poland, China and many other poor unsuspecting countires. They are currently raging a violent battle against Wal-Mart, which involves mass store-building and drastic price reduction while still making more profits. No one knows quite how this works, but it takes a very strange person to understand the workings of these evil capitalist people.

Their motto "Every little helps" is just a cunning plan to stop the public realising Tesco is taking over their lives. Never belive anything Tesco says - normally it's a scam to steal your brain and your money.