Conservative

A Conservative is the natural enemy of the Liberal, born from the fiery pits of a secular hell. They're generally greedy people who don't give a shit about anybody but themselves and have built up a whole philosophy to rationalize it so they don't have to pay taxes and can try to turn the clock back to 1950 with their ridiculous social policies. They believe that all money should belong to them, along with all power and all your base. Many Conservatives call themselves "Republicans", which is just another way of saying Conservative. They tend to side with racism and intolerance over public safety and legislation. A conservative is normally short sighted and can not comprehend even the slightest bit of objectivity. This is probably due to them usually being fat, bald, and ignorant. Their views on most policies are fed from greed, hate, and fear. It is obvious most of them will never debate a "conservative issue" due to the lack of individuality, patriotism, and intellect. Most conservatives are jealous of others because most they lack the capacity to understand complicated issues and even basic democracy.

They hate everyone who isn't a rich, white, Unitedstatesian man.

Conservatism is born from an underlying insecurity of one's place in the world. Thusly, they cling to the status quo with the iron grasp of religion and tradition, and vote for candidates who reassure them that they are superior and the world is a simple, well-ordered place.