Clarence Thomas

Clarence Thomas is a Supreme Court justice. Don't be fooled-he wishes that he and all African Americans were still slaves. He was appointed after by Daddy Bushes when Thurgood Marshall stepped down. Marshall should have waited four months, Bill Clinton would have been president and Marshall's great work with the NAACP might still be intact.

In living memory, Clarence Thomas has never joined on any opinion that would actually help African Americans. Instead, as a great scheme to help white, rich conservatives, he has advocated agaisnt affirmative action. He also believes that African Americans shouldn't get equal voting rights.

Thomas is very shy-he didn't say a word on the bench for nearly six years. It is highly unlikely that he was actually listening during this time. Chances are he didn't have too: his wife Virgina Lamp Thomas has a conservative organization Liberty Central. They've got a long list of donors asking Clarence for favors.

Despite the fact that he wants to be a slave, Thomas has no problem with bullying women. He sexually assaulted Anita Hill and then got confirmed to the Supreme Court anyway.