Barack Obama

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Barack Obama is really wonderful and current President-elect of the United States. He was the junior United States Senator from Illinois. He will clean up after Bush's stupidity by ending the war in Iraq, and giving us Universal Health Care


 * He is more liberal than Hillary Clinton. He is pro-choice; more so than her.
 * He has been criticized by his opponents for his common sense and beliefs in peace and hope.

He is the greatest and most honest politician of the post-Lincoln Era, a man that knows what it's like being at the bottom, a man that has the potential to be the President of the United States one day, a man that has united the entire Democratic party, a man that will unite the nation. Those conservatives claim he is a Socialist, which he is not.

Obama has also pledged to tax the rich and help ordinary people and the poor. That has already put rich Neocons against him. Obama has already succeeded against the odds. He overcame prejudice and became the first non-white President of the United States. He has shown the world that you don't have to be white to lead a great Western nation. Getting those behind Conservapedia and the like to unite with him will be an uphill struggle. Obama may settle for uniting most of the nation and isolating rubbish like the Schlafly family.

Economy
Americans trust Obama to sort out the economic crisis that George W. Bush couldn’t prevent. Bush spent far too many years letting the economy slide and running an economic policy of, “Well let’s see what happens.” Now America and the world have seen what happened. Bush got us into the worst economic crisis in 60 years. As his first priority Barack Obama will cut taxes for ordinary Americans so ordinary Americans can become confident again. Soon after that there will be massive investment where America needs new investment. This investment will help create jobs so Americans will realize their dreams of a better life. Many of these new jobs will be in energy saving firms and in developing renewable energy. This will help America in two ways. Firstly it will create new jobs now when they are desperately needed. Later when the oil runs out or when Global Warming prevents people using existing oil the United States will have a lead in these technologies. The United States will have the chance use expertise in renewable energy to benefit American citizens and the whole world.

Neocons don't like him –because he’s a Democrat. Neocons are also scared. Obama’s policies will work better than the failed policies of Bush. He is not a Muslim, he is a Christian). Talk about shallow. Neocons also don't like Barack Obama because he is black and most Neocons are white racists.  Barack Obama stands for the brighter tomorrow and life without racial tensions that America has so desperately needed.

Antichrist?
Throughout his existence as a political leader, Obama has been consistanly likened to the Antichrist. This is clearly untrue, as everyone knows he is actually more akin to the way Christians see Jesus, rising from death to destroy the evil rule of the Neocon scum who put him and the country down.

2008 Presidential campaign
He announced his Presidential bid in early 2007, in the Old State Capitol building in Illinois. His campaign manager is David Plouffe.

In a battle the battle for action-star endorsers, Obama has the largest edge over all candidates. Hulk Hogan has officially endorsed Obama. And everyone knows that Hulkamania would run wild all over Chuck Norris (Mike Huckabee's) and Sylvester Stallone (John McCain).

Barack Obama's slogan "Yes We Can" is catching on with international fervor.

On February 21, 2008 Liberapedia blogger/journalist Spartacus has projected Barack Obama the winner of the Democrat Party Nomination for President. He has turned out to be right.

On Super Tuesday, Wolf Blitzer made a Freudian slip and said "CNN can now project that Barack Obama will win the Democratic nomination."