Science

Science is the study of everything that goes on using logic, intelligence, experiments, math, facts and theory. Its hated by conservatives because it has proven time and time again that their agenda is flawed, yet they ignore it because they are members of the Flat Earth Society. Scientists have proven many things over the course of human history.

Science has, (and will keep, too!), proved that God doesn't exist, that Jesus was just a normal human being who wanted some attention from his mom, and that Ronald Reagan was in fact mentally retarded. Examples of this include: The Theory of Evolution, National Geographic, Liberapedia, and the DNA code.

Conservatives are also kinda stupid. They reject science, even though it brought them electricity, the wheel, the bicycle, the TV, and the computers. Let's face it...Mr. Andrew "The Moron" Schlafly, would never be able to live without his computer, his light bulbs, his conservapedia, or his porn! All of this was brought to you by science. Which also proves how moronic and hypocritical conservatives are; if they don't like science, then stop watching Fox News via TV and go to their studios like in an old school play. Stop driving home in cars, not even bicycles, since the wheel's invention can be considered as a logically-driven science. If they want to move, may they pray for their God to take them to places, to bring them Fox News, to bring them the women they want to watch in their porn, and to stop them from dying frozen in winter.

Intelligent Design does not count as science, since their just saying "Guess what! A dude with white beard created the world by snapping his fingers!" Those dummies never went to their science fair! Kids, remember. Teachers ask you to test your hypothesis!