Donald Trump Jr.

Donald Trump Junior, aka Donny Douchebag, is the eldest child of American dictator Donald Trump. To be honest, the apple didn't fall far from the tree.

Donald Trump Senior's disastrous policies put his business in bankruptcy at least six times but he kept getting home. While Fred Trump always bailed out his son until his death in 1999, Donny Douchebag also said "Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section...of our assets", an admission corroborated by his younger brother Eric Trump.

During the 2016 election, Donny Douchebag It started when Donny received email that entailed: "Very high level and sensitive information [that is] part of Russia and its government's support of Trump." He responded "I love it!" because he's a corrupt idiot.

In response, he set up a meeting with his brother-in-law Jared Kushner, Paulie Numbnuts and eight Kremlin-connected Russians to discuss the Russian government's support of Trump Senior, while lying by saying it was about "adoptions".

During his 2019 Congressional testimony, former Trump fixer Michael the Defector Cohen testified that even Trump Senior views Trump Junior has having the worst judgement.